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JackTheCat

@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot

Scottish Independence. Scottish never British. Scottish humour. Scottish sports. Scottish food. Bits of other non-Scottish stuff...and politics. Scottish politics obvs. #EndRedBlueYellowTories. Nae Pasaran. Enjoy long-range backpacking and attempting to learn the Gàidhlig. Occasionally at the same time. Independence deniers please avoid me as we'll definitely clash and you'll come off worst. Instant block for the apron. #SCRM #CeltsForIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪

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A 33 BILLION fiscal black hole which will inevitably lead to swingeing cuts and even MORE austerity and probably the end of the NHS as we know it. If only there was a way to get around this...

#PPEFraud #MoneGoveEtAl #UnusedHangerHospitals #UnusablePPE and, of course...

JackTheCat,
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@Wen Isn't that what elections are for? irony 😂

JackTheCat, to random
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Sunak vs Starmer

"You smell."
"YOU smell more."

Credits roll.

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Reform are advertising for patriotic security staff with previous experience of blended cold dairy beverages.

Colour gif of a piss poor security man.

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Farage vows to continue following serious milk based physical assault in Clacton.

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Has the Reform twat been spotted at the seaside yet? Oops! Wrong photo. My bad.

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Angela Rayner has come under fire after suggesting the Tories would “steal £30 a week off disabled people” to help fund Trident – as she gave her backing to nuclear weapons.

The first nuclear submarine arrived in Faslane the year Rayner was born. Just lying there decaying and poisoning Scottish waters. It's little wonder Helensburgh doesn't need streetlights. Glow-in-the-dark people.

It actually does. I was being facetious...obvs. 🙄

JackTheCat, to random
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The potential new Scrooge McDuck of the Westminster Crime Syndicate. Ain't you fucking sick of this yet?



🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸

JackTheCat, to random
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So 'Abacus' Reeves promises to "unleash Scotland's economic firepower". Isn't that just another way of saying continue to steal Scotland's resources for the benefit of englandshire generally and London specifically?

JackTheCat,
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@Indyposterboy @Jhughes1 Don't forget the land.


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Labour's Thangam Debbonaire dodges Owen Jones' questions on Gaza | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24364756.labours-thangam-debbonaire-dodges-owen-jones-questions-gaza/

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Angela Rayner 'sells out principles' as anti-Trident tweet resurfaces | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24364582.angela-rayner-sells-principles-anti-trident-tweet-resurfaces/

JackTheCat, to random
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Liebour lies. Cons con. Relentlessly. One way out.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸


JackTheCat, to random
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Swinney definitely managed to hold his own as the other three leaders didn't pull their punches.

Ross came out worse as he resorted to speaking over the candidates after his Tory colleagues took quite the grilling early on ... something which didn't really relent as the show progressed.

Geri, to random
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Hello, my lovelies,

I am interested in this

Will they put their profits back into the UK?

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JackTheCat,
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@Geri It's an investment vehicle. Who knows?

JackTheCat,
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@Lassielmr @Geri Yip. Duplicitous backstabbing snake. I'll bet his Friends Of Israel backers and fellow MP lackeys were all set to invest...in fucking Scotland's energy resources. Bastard that he is.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸

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Guardian fact check of Farage's triumphant return to politics speech shows virtually none of the words that came out of his mouth were - A. True or B. Accurate.

Quelle surprise.

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On what planet did the CONS think attacking the Equality Act would be a vote catcher. 🤔

💩🇬🇧🗑🔥

Geri, to random
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You Gov poll. .........

Most labour seats in history 194 majority

Tory Worst rout since 1906

SNP collapse

Green two seats

JackTheCat,
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@Geri SNP collapse? YouGov poll?

Chris Evans wearing a red jumper and pissing himself laughing.

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If Nigel Farage doesn't encourage you to support Scottish independence then you should probably just move down to englandshire to be with the rest of the flegshaggers. You won't be englandshire because the flegshaggers will always be 'engerlish' but there are many more shop doorways to sleep in. Not sure about Buckfast though? 🤔

JackTheCat,
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@MadeyeTheCarnaptious Vile stuff.

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Do you think he has a professional comb-over technician or just lathers it with McDonald's grease? 🤔

JackTheCat,
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@raghnallborders Number 2 all over.

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Bad acting. Tennis. Shagging. #review

JackTheCat,
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@raghnallborders 😂 New balls please!

selzero, to random
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Engaging with people that take time out of their day to retrosplain that a screenshot in a silly joke image is "Well actually, Galaga not Space Invaders!!"

Man tried to keep straight face.

JackTheCat,
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@Wen @selzero Physician heal thyself! 😉😂

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