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JackTheCat

@JackTheCat@mastodon.scot

Scottish Independence. Scottish never British. Scottish humour. Scottish sports. Scottish food. Bits of other non-Scottish stuff...and politics. Scottish politics obvs. #EndRedBlueYellowTories. Nae Pasaran. Enjoy long-range backpacking and attempting to learn the Gàidhlig. Occasionally at the same time. Independence deniers please avoid me as we'll definitely clash and you'll come off worst. Instant block for the apron. #SCRM #CeltsForIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪

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A 33 BILLION fiscal black hole which will inevitably lead to swingeing cuts and even MORE austerity and probably the end of the NHS as we know it. If only there was a way to get around this...

and, of course...

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The mainstream media aren’t unmasking that English Labour’s GB Energy scam. Great British Energy, to be headquartered in Scotland, is a cynical sop to Scottish voters who English Labour thinks will be too thick to figure out it’s just a brass plate on a door.

GB Energy won’t generate any energy but invest public money in offshore wind and solar projects to be owned and operated by private energy companies. It’s PFI all over again.

Don't worry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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So 'Abacus' Reeves promises to "unleash Scotland's economic firepower". Isn't that just another way of saying continue to steal Scotland's resources for the benefit of englandshire generally and London specifically?

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Sunak vs Starmer

"You smell."
"YOU smell more."

Credits roll.

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Reform are advertising for patriotic security staff with previous experience of blended cold dairy beverages.

Colour gif of a piss poor security man.

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Farage vows to continue following serious milk based physical assault in Clacton.

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Has the Reform twat been spotted at the seaside yet? Oops! Wrong photo. My bad.

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Angela Rayner has come under fire after suggesting the Tories would “steal £30 a week off disabled people” to help fund Trident – as she gave her backing to nuclear weapons.

The first nuclear submarine arrived in Faslane the year Rayner was born. Just lying there decaying and poisoning Scottish waters. It's little wonder Helensburgh doesn't need streetlights. Glow-in-the-dark people.

It actually does. I was being facetious...obvs. 🙄

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The potential new Scrooge McDuck of the Westminster Crime Syndicate. Ain't you fucking sick of this yet?



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Labour's Thangam Debbonaire dodges Owen Jones' questions on Gaza | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24364756.labours-thangam-debbonaire-dodges-owen-jones-questions-gaza/

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Angela Rayner 'sells out principles' as anti-Trident tweet resurfaces | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24364582.angela-rayner-sells-principles-anti-trident-tweet-resurfaces/

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Liebour lies. Cons con. Relentlessly. One way out.

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Swinney definitely managed to hold his own as the other three leaders didn't pull their punches.

Ross came out worse as he resorted to speaking over the candidates after his Tory colleagues took quite the grilling early on ... something which didn't really relent as the show progressed.

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If Nigel Farage doesn't encourage you to support Scottish independence then you should probably just move down to englandshire to be with the rest of the flegshaggers. You won't be englandshire because the flegshaggers will always be 'engerlish' but there are many more shop doorways to sleep in. Not sure about Buckfast though? 🤔

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Guardian fact check of Farage's triumphant return to politics speech shows virtually none of the words that came out of his mouth were - A. True or B. Accurate.

Quelle surprise.

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Do you think he has a professional comb-over technician or just lathers it with McDonald's grease? 🤔

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On what planet did the CONS think attacking the Equality Act would be a vote catcher. 🤔

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Bad acting. Tennis. Shagging.

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Quelle surprise from the trougher supreme.

Nigel Farage to make 'emergency General Election announcement' | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24361788.nigel-farage-make-emergency-general-election-announcement/

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Keith's pledge to triple lock Trident and increase defence spending contains NOTHING of benefit to Scotland.

#YouYesYet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

https://news.sky.com/story/general-election-live-uk-latest-politics-sunak-starmer-davey-economy-tax-immigration-tories-labour-lib-dems-12593360?postid=7763259

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Dreadfully sad news. I knew her. A lovely woman.

Dr Julia Hamilton: Perth doctor dies in paddleboarding accident.

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/perth-kinross/4998690/dr-julia-hamilton-perth-doctor-paddleboarding-accident/

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Stephen Flynn says SNP will introduce new bill to 'protect the NHS' | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24361326.stephen-flynn-says-snp-will-introduce-new-bill-protect-nhs/

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Keir Starmer unveils Labour's Trident 'triple lock' commitment | The National

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24361542.keir-starmer-unveils-labours-trident-triple-lock-commitment/

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The CONservatives, Liebour and the Fibdems continually bleat on about keeping the 'precious union' together but not being truthful about why or what actual benefits, or lack thereof, it brings to Scotland. To be clear it is about keeping Scotland as a resource rich cash cow with no real power and to throw us scraps from our own table. What exactly does englandshire bring to the table that actually benefits Scotland positively? One way out folks. One way out.

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'Tied accommodation' - come from overseas and work for us and we'll house you until you even try to think about leaving - has been going on for YEARS. I know of two large englandshire registered companies who were doing it up in Scotland even though both had Modern Slavery philosophies in their brochures. I'm talking 15 years ago.

https://mastodon.ie/@RustyBertrand/112548281030364320

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