HouseOfSchnuck

@HouseOfSchnuck@home.social

Usual dog's breakfast of sport, music, alcohol, and books.

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HouseOfSchnuck, to random

Real danger we'll be done here soon, and I'll find myself in The Beehive paying £6 a pint to watch Haaland tear us a new one. 😨

HouseOfSchnuck, to random

This fucking close to putting the heating back on. 🥶

HouseOfSchnuck, to random

To get to my seat in the Laker Balcony, I must first pass The Duchy on the left hand side. 🏏

krishnadraws, to random

Looks like my Mastadon home (home.social) is shutting down. :( Looking for server recommendations.

HouseOfSchnuck,

@krishnadraws Mastodon.art might suit the drawing side of things.

HouseOfSchnuck, to random

Between getting busy public services to run spurious Freedom of Information requests, to trawling Twitter looking for intellectual property to steal, it's no surprise that journalists have no time to get off their lazy arses and do some fucking real work. 🙄

HouseOfSchnuck,

Looking forward to the hashtag.

HouseOfSchnuck,

@ianRobinson Usual work gripes.

HouseOfSchnuck, to random

Eek, looks like I'll be starting again on a new instance. Don't have the skills to do a transfer. Giant buffalo bollocks. 🐃

HouseOfSchnuck, to random

Everything just seemed that bit more difficult in the today, and now I'm proper fucked. 😰

HouseOfSchnuck,

@Skepticat All worth it then!

dancinyogi, (edited ) to random
@dancinyogi@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Question of the day. Answer silently or feel free to comment below. Boosts welcome for a wider audience.

What gives your life meaning?

HouseOfSchnuck,

@dancinyogi Tunnocks Teacakes.

Skepticat, to random
@Skepticat@mstdn.social avatar

MAGE 2023 Kentucky Derby Winner!

HouseOfSchnuck,

@Skepticat He looks smug, like he knows it. 🐴

HouseOfSchnuck,

@Skepticat Gorgeous creatures. Gotta let them race though. Over here, there's people of good intentions think they don't want to, but they love it.

moira, to random
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i see they got the good silver out

oh wait

HouseOfSchnuck,

@moira Looks like an am dram Magic Flute.

HouseOfSchnuck, to random

I see the rain is waiting till we've got everything ready, left the house, arrived at the club, and spread out our bento before turning up, instead of kicking off early as expected and getting it over with. What an arsehole. 🏏

ianRobinson, to random
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Can you be caught behind by the catcher in baseball if the pitch just grazes the bat?

Like being caught by the wicket keeper in cricket?

HouseOfSchnuck,

@ianRobinson Depends, apparently. I've just had a three minute explanation of scenarios and I'm still not clear, so who knows. Something about whether or not the ball changes direction.

HouseOfSchnuck, to random

Don't promote links to paywalled websites challenge. 🙄

HouseOfSchnuck, to random

u0421793, to random

Larry Blackmon of Cameo was a drummer, the snare drum sound on Word Up! was his work

HouseOfSchnuck,

@u0421793 Blimey. How did he sit down in that rigid red codpiece.

kthornton, to random

I can say as someone who is alllll kinds of mother, having given birth, adopted and step parented BELOVED children. who all grew up to be fine upstanding citizens, I will never forget, or forgive Georgia for sending this woman, a CHILDLESS, CHILDISH person, to Government so that she could malign adoptive and step mothers on our Congress floor.

Do BETTER, .

All parents are parents, .

HouseOfSchnuck,

@kthornton I wouldn't even dignify her with a response. These people, above all else, need to be systematically ignored.

HouseOfSchnuck,

@kthornton Thick as pig shit, agreed. It's why I'm cynical about democracy.

losttourist, to fediverse

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    HouseOfSchnuck,

    @losttourist Wonder if @cliffwade would know... 🤔

    HouseOfSchnuck, to random

    Really wish the UK emergency alert could be Steps' cover of Tragedy.

    Skepticat, to random
    @Skepticat@mstdn.social avatar

    Rod Serling Voice Over:

    'Imagine, if you will, an entire country clamoring over a little blue check mark, believing it to be the ultimate sign of status and achievement.'

    👀

    HouseOfSchnuck,

    @Skepticat God, he'd have enough material for three decades, that bloke.

    u0421793, to random

    People are saying the alert had a voice – but no, none of our phones said anything using any sort of voice, why are people talking about a voice and which accent it was?

    HouseOfSchnuck,

    @u0421793 I hope it was Brummie.

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