FlohEinstein

FlohEinstein, 21 days ago to infosec

Days without DATETIME / TIMESTAMP incident:

#infosec #mysql #development

FlohEinstein, 30 days ago to infosec

Discworld fans know the irregular clock in Lord Vetinari's waiting room.
I just found out that there are building instructions out there how to build such a clock yourself - the source code is here https://github.com/akafugu/vetinari_clock

But it made me think: why don't we have a kernel patch that does this? Anyway I'm now reading up on the /dev/rtc class, NTP and PTP, wondering what would be funnier to do.

#infosec #linux #Discworld #projectidea

FlohEinstein, 1 month ago to infosec

X: "I need SSH access to your server to do make that configuration change."
Me: "OK, send me your public key."
X: "I don't have a public key of that server. You need to send me username and password."
Me: 🤦‍♀️

Nope, you're definitely not tech savvy enough that I would allow you with SSH on my server.

#infosec

FlohEinstein, 1 month ago to random

I just taught my 12 year old nice what deuterostomes are - and that all humans basically started as buttholes.
If the teacher calls her mother in, I know who's to blame.
#parentinghumor

FlohEinstein, 2 months ago to Facebook

TIL: posting the XKCD comic strip "security" is a violation of Facebook's "Community Standards on violence and incitement"

#xkcd #facebook #infosec

puniko, 2 months ago to random

team event mit der firma heute

FlohEinstein, 2 months ago to random

NFC Payment Chip in Brustimplantaten? WTF?

https://www.lucerneclinic.ch/breastpay/

#Breastpay

video/mp4

puniko, 2 months ago to random

​:flan_shout:​ BOAH IST DAS LAUT HIER

leyrer, 3 months ago to random

Ich bin ein wenig neidisch, wie sich Sprache weiterentwickelt. Mit den heutigen Regeln wären meine Deutschnoten besser gewesen.

Batterie von der ISS stürzt heute vom Himmel https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000210809/batterie-von-der-iss-stuerzt-heute-vom-himmel?ref=mastodon

FlohEinstein, 3 months ago to Onlyfans

I just found out that #Gemini refuses to reply with C++ code examples and concepts if the asking person is underage.
Now I'm waiting for the first #onlyfans development streams

FlohEinstein, 3 months ago to random German

Meine Frau hat mir ein äusserst edles Geburtstagsgeschenk gemacht #övlife #bahn #SBBCFFFFS

FlohEinstein, 3 months ago to ai

I wanted to test #copilot's Icelandic capabilities, and it went completely bananas🍌

#ai #Iceland

FlohEinstein, 3 months ago to random

403 Sleep forbidden

FlohEinstein, 3 months ago to random German

#lifehack
Nach jedem IKEA-Einkauf direkt die Bauanleitungs-PDFs runterladen und mit Beschreibung des Möbels als Ordnername ablegen.
Euer zukünftiges Ich wird es euch beim nächsten Umzug danken.

FlohEinstein, 4 months ago to animals German

Meine Frau hat mich drauf hingewiesen, dass wir wegen Hund und Überwachungskamera Hinweisschilder am Gartentor anbringen sollten.

Ich hab da mal einen Entwurf gemacht...

#dogsofmastodon #assistenzhund

EDIT: Bitte keine DSGVO-Hinweise mehr. Wir wohnen in Hellvetien 🇨🇭🫕🍫

naga_U_, 4 months ago to random

ケモミミちゃんまとめブック4の表紙(仮)できた