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Crell

@Crell@phpc.social

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

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ramsey, to php
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What’s the difference between memory usage and peak memory usage?

(As in 's memory_get_usage() and memory_get_peak_usage() functions.)

Crell,
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@ramsey @sean That is my understanding. Though as usual, when the current memory goes down is rather unpredictable.

Crell, to Kotlin
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This app is written in a language with a very strong and powerful type system, and is going out of its way to not use it. cries

ramsey, to Starwars
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First two episodes of #TheAcolyte are a good start. I’m interested in seeing where they take it. #StarWars

Crell,
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@brammm @ramsey Hopefully it doesn't go full grimdark the way Andor did. I really didn't enjoy that, even if it was stylistically well done.

Crell, to php
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I've just tagged a new release of Crell/Serde, version 1.2.

This release includes support for Unix timestamps, makes TypeFields more flexible and customizable, and fixes an issue with handling null values. Note that the latter fix has a very small BC break that only impacts a select number of custom Importers, so odds are you won't notice.

Get it while it's hot!

https://github.com/Crell/Serde

#Serde #Serialization #PHP #Programming

Crell, to random
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When you say what a word "means", what do you mean by "mean?" It's actually not a trivial question.

https://peakd.com/language/@crell/bounded-vs-centered-sets

Crell, to StarTrek
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🎵 It is life but not as we know it... and I feel fine... 🎼

-- Michael Spock

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I wonder if I could get rid of my beard and just have a moustache without looking like a white supremecist?

Crell,
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@grmpyprogrammer I tried just a mustache in grad school.

My camera at the time refused to take pictures of it. I never figured out why, but I took it as a sign that I should not do that.

Crell, to Russia
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The US has already been at war with Russia for a decade, just not with bullets. Or rather, has been at war with us, and all of NATO. It's high time we recognized that for what it is.

Crell, to webdev
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"You build an integration with the API you have, not the API you wish you had." --Programmer Rumsfeld

#api #webdev #humor

timbray, to random
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Xi PT, rhymes with GPT: “China has introduced 'Chat Xi PT,' a new AI chatbot trained on President Xi Jinping's political philosophy, as the country seeks to balance AI development with strict content control and compliance with socialist values.”

https://www.perplexity.ai/page/Chinas-Chat-Xi-QyjXwHVZTMS_4wB8PsZb_g

Crell,
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@timbray Satire is dead. And stop giving Trump ideas.

supergarv, (edited ) to php German
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Property #Getter methods (in #PHP, and frameworks like #TYPO3 #Drupal #Symfony)...

(Boost for reach, trying to get a feel for this)

Crell,
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@supergarv They should be idempotent, but may trigger caching and such.

(This will get more interesting in 8.4 with hooks... :-) )

Crell, to random
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I've seen software built like this, too.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ptRjzMBSTW8

Crell, to random
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Inheritance has is uses and advantages!

... But oh boy does it add a lot of gross complications to the language.

Crell,
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@ntha Traits are a surgical tool. It's very easy to cut yourself with them badly. (See also, Laravel.)

Crell,
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@blackwolf12333 @ntha

https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/beyond-abstract

I also think the way I use them in Serde is reasonable, mainly because there's no external dependencies in the traits:

https://github.com/Crell/Serde/tree/master/src/Formatter

Crell, to random
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Impeach Justice Sam Alito.

(And Thomas, while you're at it.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuHFFkezgVs

Crell, to random
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When all you have is a hateful hammer, everything looks like a culture war.

https://youtu.be/HQMgeasXjLs

carrideen, to random
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I know Althusser (caveat), but his insight that there is nothing outside of ideology (which for him is actions that support power, not beliefs) is undervalued. I'm so tired of obviously fascist patriarchal oppressors telling us they're "critical thinkers not ideologues" when they obviously do everything to uphold power as it is. You can't step outside of ideology without stepping into another ideological system. Better to know what system you are promoting rather than "unwittingly" back evil.

Crell,
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@carrideen @MisuseCase In theory, the whole point of a representative democracy with frequent elections is to allow change to happen at a steady pace, rather than getting stuck in the mud until something breaks badly and people die. It's to avoid bloody revolution as much as possible.

It... hasn't quite worked out as intended.

Crell, to random
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When you say what a word "means", what do you mean by "mean?" It's actually not a trivial question.

https://peakd.com/language/@crell/bounded-vs-centered-sets

Crell, to random
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I do not endorse violence. Which is why strong unions are the better option.

Crell, to random
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If you're looking for subversive literature, try the Banned Book of the Week:

https://dp.la/news/introducing-the-banned-book-of-the-week

Crell,
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@tress777 Presumably small towns ans school libraries, mostly.

Crell, to security
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Don't redirect HTTP to HTTPS:

https://jviide.iki.fi/http-redirects

Crell, to random
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Whoever decided that bad standards are better than no standards never had to use them...

Crell,
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@deane I've been at a Kotlin-based company for a year and a half. First year I was managing their one PHP division. Now I'm transitioning into Kotlin/Spring applications.

So far, I kinda like Kotlin. I quite dislike Spring.

Crell, to random
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A pet peeve of mine is "reinventing something old with a new name and insisting the new name is the only valid name."

The latest: Anyone who calls it a "DTO" instead of "product type", you're on notice.

Crell,
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@pierstoval You see my problem...

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