CluckN

@CluckN@lemmy.world

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CluckN,

I feel like studios try to pitch Tv shows to streaming services and when that fails they just cram the script down into a single movie.

CluckN,

What do they want Valve to do? It’s security vs convenience. If they added 2 factor authentication and removed F2P it would fix the issue while also pissing fans off.

CluckN,

This is the same person who blinded that cyclops.

CluckN,

Putin has a science advisor? What is this the 1930s?

CluckN,

Wish it was as fun as the first one.

CluckN,

I recently saw Zoom avatars and it’s the best representation of a human being I’ve seen.

CluckN,

The government has ended the policy of pegging

☹️

CluckN,

Hopefully she lasts longer than the 23 mayors that made the mistake of running for office.

CluckN,

That’s like when the KGB blackmailed a known polygamist with a sextape and he told them to send him a copy.

CluckN,

Try a laxative, holding it in too long can cause damage.

CluckN,

I can imagine that movie pitch.

“We’re running out of musicians and 90’s era businesses to make documentaries about.”

“We’re Doomed™️!”

CluckN,

A misty memory?

CluckN,

I’d be interested if he reincarnated as a weak human but I’m betting he is going to be overpowered.

CluckN,

For his finisher he gets too drunk at a bar and punches a local.

CluckN,

When the orb beckons at 4AM

CluckN,

“This time I’m going to catch him”

  • Wile E. Coyote
CluckN,

It’s understood that a ‘unique player’ means that the player has downloaded the game and opened it for the first time. The internal goal was to hit 5 million unique players within the game’s first month – a goal that has quickly been surpassed

CluckN,

lol this “us vs them” mentality is what keeps the meat industry strong. If Vegan’s weren’t insufferable the entire meat industry would’ve died in ‘07.

CluckN,

You should’ve seen the article they did on the Valheim update. The journalist said he only played the game once and just copy/pasted patch notes interlaced with stories about his CNC machine.

CluckN,

lol yeah that’s the one. It was a washing machine.

However, I don’t like the idea of doing a dry news post, so I’m going to interject information about the washing machine malfunction I’m currently dealing with, so that the quoted press release seems incredibly colourful by comparison.

CluckN,

I’ve dipped my balls in all of these

CluckN,

Playboy?

CluckN,

Is that a basement pool?

CluckN,

I’m sure the courts will side with her over the casino.

CluckN,

Spurlock’s film follows a 30-day period from February 1 to March 2, 2003, during which he claimed to only consume McDonald’s food, although he later disclosed he was also drinking heavily.

That could skew the results.

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