Bottom_racer

Bottom_racer, 4 days ago

Kitty is likely ambivalent just hide car keys, title deeds… shoes… probably the knife block you’ll be okay.

Bottom_racer, 3 days ago

Aww kitty also caught a mouse.

Bottom_racer, 3 days ago

Here are two of my old kitties that I miss dearly.

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/0bc75ff0-eead-4076-9a11-045ae7016af1.jpeg

That was ‘Tig’ a bengal. He was an arsehole but I respected that. probably noisiest little fucker i’ve ever met.

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/88438f3e-1285-4b7c-b3e7-79311d179980.jpeg

And that was ‘Sheba’ an abby. Probably the sweetest cat I’ve had. When I snored she’d sit on my chest staring down at me, I’d wake up and I think she was impressed by the noise. When I get another cat it’ll be one of those.

Bottom_racer, 3 days ago

The bengal was definitely harder…

Here’s what a bengal come down looks like after a toof extraction at the kitty dentist:

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/862358e3-1a70-4aab-ad61-d918e84e2b8c.jpeg

Bottom_racer, 4 days ago

knockoff B & E muffin (with hawt sauce) for me:

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/c34a6034-b3d3-42b1-a004-6904166f7f85.jpeg

Bottom_racer, 4 days ago

“notwithstanding aforementioned salary expectations, you’re a bunch of tigharses”.

Bottom_racer, 4 days ago

5 bucks on the miele.

Bottom_racer, 4 days ago

doesn’t mean you gotta smell like dirty arse on a warm day.

Imma going to wait 30 mins until the midnight snack so that statement is slightly out of mind and won’t conflict with the beautiful aroma of a dim sim.

Bottom_racer, 5 days ago

Vit. D deficiency detected.

Which naturally means…

A rave choon:

Chase the sun

Bottom_racer, 5 days ago

Cheers!

Bottom_racer, 5 days ago

smh

we can move forward as a species.

Bottom_racer, 6 days ago

BBQ chicken pizza with hawt sauce:

https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/17495275-2815-4abf-b090-61dc4f2ed3b8.jpeg

Bottom_racer, 6 days ago

You’re back! Welcome hooooome.

Bottom_racer, 6 days ago (edited 3 days ago)

super juicy and delectable gyoza

That warms the coldest cockles of my heart :)

Edit: also super keen to hear how the ferment went.

Bottom_racer, 6 days ago

Honestly the woolies bag is the most underrated cat toy on the planet.

Bottom_racer, 6 days ago

I am very liked

Invtie them to your bjj gym.

Bottom_racer, 6 days ago

In the biz we call it perching. Proabaly taking a dump but with more tact.