Lettuce hear a sorry tale
Of something better than a little kale
Steal a billion dollars here and there
With crypto crime, nothing's fair
A hundred years in the slammer
Makes a vegetarian want to yammer
Give me salad! Ignore my lies!
How can I live on burger and fries?!
It's really not fair, they give me no peas
Not even a carrot, for my not guilty pleas!
It's my girlfriend's fault, it's not mine
How will I survive on prison wine?
