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So the tubi version has some weird into on Jules Verne adaptations... are we all on that one? The actual movie starts 56s in, I guess a minute is not the worst desync #monsterdon has ever had
if these bozos can't even recognize backwards letters then they are gonna get absolutely shredded by the hyperintelligent magma whales that reside in the earth's molten core #monsterdon
their plan is to walk the 6,000km to the center of the earth, or fall? they don't have parachutes. what do they think is in the middle part between the surface and the core? #monsterdon
they're trying to scare us with those onlooking eyes watching them like it's some kind of center of the earth creature guy but they are basically still on the surface of the earth so that's just a normal wild man survivalist type #monsterdon
all i'm saying is we better get like an illustrated animation overlay card of their journey into the center of the earth with some narration to pass some of the journey along #monsterdon
hans needs to get some negotiation lessons, you gotta be upping your sheep per week rate when they tell you you're actually going into the center of the earth, and then hold out your vote for more sheep after you lost all your water and the map. staying at the same sheep rate is just not respecting the value of your labor #monsterdon.
"it's only a remote possibility someone found another route into these caves" like dog you do not live there the people who are from there probably know all about that cave system you just didn't ask them#monsterdon
shouldn't it be scary as fuck to them that there is a body of water big enough to make a high perssure water stream above them behind like 3 inches of rock #monsterdon
olsen is the best character and it's not even close. if they would give hans any lines ever he might have a chance but the other three can't be redeemed and can't get eaten by the core dinosaurs fast enough #monsterdon.
idk much about boats but i do know if you are going out on an ocean on a vessel of that size you want to have a catamaran or outriggers of some kind. #monsterdon
so with the rain, there must be some double convection system between the regular ocean and the center earth ocean. the buffer of air beneath the crust would make an insulating layer, so the temperature gradient from the very cold bottom of the regular ocean and the very warm surface of the inner ocean must be enough to cause evaporation and offset the inevitable leaks from the regular ocean. since there are no pressure and temperature effects like one would expect to make clouds on the surface of the earth, that ran must just be a ton of condensation that gets stuck on the upper surface. #monsterdon
what's so hard to believe about there being other guys having come down here and set up shop, you're down there and you really have no idea what you're doing #monsterdon
since there was no conflict or any content to the plot, and there wasn't any character development or reason to care about olsen, there really isn't a lot to resolve here, but we still have 9 minutes for them to continue to do nothing until nothing happens #monsterdon
spending a full 5 minutes on volcano footage and going straight into the "where are they now" montage because nothing that happened in the center of the earth was worth saying anything about, not even the secret science base #monsterdon
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