Linux, Me: I am thinking of ordering food. Is there anything you want?
Them: I do not know what you want.
Me: I was asking is there anything YOU want.
Them: Well, what is there?
Me: Whatever YOU want.
Them: I cannot think of anything.
Me: OK, I am ordering "Xyz"
Them: Oh, does it have to be that?
Me: No, it can be something else, what do you want?
Them: What is there?
Me: Anything you want.
Them: Well, what's that?
Me: Whatever you want.
Them: Why don't you decide?
Me: OK, I am ordering from "Xyz" and getting "123".
Them: Can't we get something else?
Me: Sure, what do you want?
Them: From where?
Me: Last time. What do you want? It can be from anywhere, and it can be anything.
Them: Get whatever you want.
Me: Silently screams internally. 🤯 😵
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