lowqualityfacts,
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You can't be good at everything.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

fkamiah17,
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@lowqualityfacts My friends and I splashed out for a breakfast at one of the poshest reastuarants in London and he was running the kitchen - I can tell you for 100% certain he really can't cook much of anything 🤮

quietfanatic,

@lowqualityfacts I don't even like eggs, but I can fall down the stairs and accidentally make scrambled eggs, they're that easy

soc_i_ety, (edited )

@lowqualityfacts

Low quality facts are revered by Republicans who are compiling them as the new new testament.

:mastodon:

Raymond_Scott_Dealiod,

@lowqualityfacts I’ve seen his how to on cooking scrambled eggs. I would agree.

ryderthegamerpt,

@lowqualityfacts it’s grilled cheese

dstephenlindsay,
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@lowqualityfacts I do most of our home cooking but my partner's scrambled eggs are vastly superior to mine.

WillA763,

@lowqualityfacts I make scrambled eggs all the time. This gives me the right to yell at Gordon Ramsay! Haha.

Bryanlutra,

@lowqualityfacts his eggs are fine, but never ordering a grilled cheese from him lmao

tinydoctor,
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@lowqualityfacts Low heat, almost as much butter as eggs. Stir a lot. Tell Gordon.

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