mcnees,
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My daughter couldn’t finish her math homework tonight, because the assignment includes a question about how much soil you can put in a certain “pot,” and the school Chromebook has a filter installed that keeps getting triggered by an unsafe word.

TheManyVoices,
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@mcnees
A silly safeguard, indeed. But she will have to learn in life to get around lots of various weird programming-based user issues. Teach her to try to think of alternatives whenever the computer glitches or says no to something. In this case, maybe she can use alternatives like "flowerpot" (as one word), "box," etc.

corbin_lambeth,
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@mcnees
I experienced the same thing 24 years ago as a student teacher. My students couldn't access the Mars Explorer webpage because when typed into the browser as all one word, it triggered a no-no:
"marSEXplorer." 🤦🏼

NationMeta,

@mcnees while this is frustrating, it may be a good time to teach your child about a thesaurus. And using different phrasing than what the question provides in searches to achieve different results.

mcnees,
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@NationMeta No, it blocks the page serving the question. The page displays for a few seconds, showing a question that includes the word “pot,” then the filters redirect her to another page explaining that the previous page has triggered the filters.

NationMeta,

@mcnees wow! Much worse than I could have imagined. Strange times to be alive.

I remember the warning in high school that "whitehouse.com" would not take you to a government site and you could be expelled for visiting it (at the time it was porn) because the filters of 1999 didn't catch it.

gullevek,
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@mcnees @WataruTenkawa Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha. Drug safety before scholar achievements!

bmitch,

@mcnees the math homework has now become computer hacking homework.

JohnLoader6,
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@mcnees a bum question if you ask me.

herrLorenz,
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@mcnees I hope, somebody invents drugs with names such as "God", "patriot" or "is".

No reason! 🤡

Ulan_KA,
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@mcnees
So write „ye olde potte“ that shouldn't count as bad, no? 😂

masek,

@mcnees School is starting early with censorship circumvention training these days...

AJJDordt,
deightonrobbie,
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@mcnees Someone somewhere is now contemplating getting all gardening books banned from their local library 😜

dickenhobelix,
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@mcnees I assume the unsafe word is "math homework"...

SpaceLifeForm,

@mcnees

She may find it helpful to know that you actually can put 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag.

Maybe she can do a demo for the teacher using potting soil.

Not joking. You actually can do this!

dzso,

@mcnees I remember when we used to believe that the internet would make information free.

Starfia,
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Sounds like a decent premise for the next persuasive essay.

ogbog,
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@mcnees my favorite example of this in WA was when Toppenish high school banned their own website for having the word penis

maudulation,

@mcnees 😅😒

glasspusher,
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@mcnees ffs

MichaelPorter,
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@mcnees This is the 21st century “dog ate my homework”

baer,

@mcnees
time to install gentoo

rickg,

@mcnees well if you put soul in the pot you might get weed…s

sollat,
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@mcnees
Sheesh. “Container”?

mcnees,
@mcnees@mastodon.social avatar

@sollat lol

weilawei,
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@mcnees Scunthorpe strikes again!

NormanDunbar,
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@weilawei @mcnees Also DerwenT WATer.

I remember CompuServe banning people who live in Cockermouth in the Lake District.😐

Geisseltierchen,
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@mcnees 🙄🤬

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