Ted Cruz drinks the saddest little sip of beer in a viral clip where he rages against a non-existent Biden proposal to limit Americans to two beers a week.
✂️ Has everyone seen the clip of 18 year-old #TedCruz being asked about his future plans? No? Today's your lucky day!
Ted first said his "asspiration" was to "be in a teen tit film..." and then told the truth: young Ted Cruz wanted to rule the world; like "The Brain" tells Pinky every night—his goal was "world domination."
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