lydiaconwell, (edited ) Have you ever heard the song P.S. I Love You, as sung here by #BillieHoliday
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=-PQqdz6xeVM
There's a bit where she sings 'I burned a hole in the dining room table.'
A hole through the table?!!
Was she sitting at the table with a blowtorch or something?