This also might be "How To Get Revenge Upon That Dude You Really Don't Like", give him a gift of said cologne and then figure out how to get him to take a hike in Whiting Ranch Wilderness Park. (ps. don't, that would probably be a First Degree Murder charge, assuming the cougar killed them instead of tried to mate with them. Although having a cougar with romantic interest in your enemies WOULD be quite the thing.)
@robneppell Sigh, yeah, remind me not to have my toots/tweets ever subpoena'd again for anything. Even as not-a-party-in-a-lawsuit-or-criminal case it's several days out of your life and maybe even travel, plus "Please provide every email you've sent where you mention Calvin Klein's Obsession For Men" could be a PITA.
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