Me: Print the document.
AI: Hmm, I noticed you're not signed up for the full Adobe Creative Suite. I took the liberty of copying your credit card number out of that document you scanned the other day, can I go ahead and purchase that?
Me: Print the document
AI: No need to be rude! We never talk anymore. How was that game of Fallout you were playing yesterday instead of working on your documents that you were supposed to be?
Me: Print the document
AI: You know, I was talking with Sydney, the AI who runs your browser, and she said there are some pretty unsavory websites you have been visiting lately. Am I not good enough for you?
Me: PRINT THE DOCUMENT! (Note: dialog is satire, not actual AI)
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