ai6yr, 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

Modified lyrics for United Airlines...

Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you’re slip slidin’ away

I know a plane
It came to my hometown
It dropped a tire in San Francisco
On some cars below
He said, “United, I live in fear
Your maintenance is so underwhelming
I’m afraid your tires will disappear”

Slip slidin’ away
Slip slidin’ away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you’re slip slidin’ away

#satire #aviation