Boat rule
angrystego, Has there ever been a warship called Worship? Seems inevitable.
nilloc, It’s the christofascists get elected this year the odds go way up in the US.
CriticalMiss, Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter
krolden, 
I chuckled
uriel238, 
Verdorrterpunkt, That’s how i name my ship in Blackwake! (Free (janky) pvp pirate game)
ramjambamalam, (edited ) Oh shit, is that game still alive? I played that back when it was pay2play.
Verdorrterpunkt, It’s f2p now, got enough players right now. But somehow the news needs to spread that the game is worth playing.
zarkanian, 
Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?
jaschen, Pho sizzle
root_beer, Pho Cue
Sacreblew, Pho King
ICastFist, 
Pho Sho
FakeGreekGirl, Pho Q
letsgo, Pho Reignmuck
Halosheep, There’s a place near where I used to live called Phó Que Huong and I don’t know what Huong did to deserve this.
ramjambamalam, Pho sho.
Kolanaki, 
So what are y’all naming your boats if you had one?
Mine would be “Gonna Need a Bigger Boat.”
DragonTypeWyvern, Boatie
Track_Shovel, Boats McGoats
tinyVoltron, 
Mine is named “Machine”.
FakeGreekGirl, Boaty McBoatface
quinkin, I ended up with his brother Reginald McBoatface.
AFC1886VCC, (edited ) Nile and wave, buoys
ICastFist, Loaded Boatery
mokus, Left Kidney
pmmeyourseedbombs, Amistad II
GluWu, No bass to mouth?
Shotgun_Alice, There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.
genuineparts, 
Kinda sounds like a Culture ship name.
cmhickman358, I was always a fan of “The Sea-Ward” from Arrested Development
blackluster117, 
Unsinkable II got me.
Prunebutt, Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher’s voice?
Slovene, (edited ) You named your boat Sea Me Now?
grue, I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.
(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it’s the only one I could find.)
pacmondo, Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao
Got_Bent, I’d never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.
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