MariaTheMartian

@MariaTheMartian@kitty.social

45
(They/Them/She)
Neurodivergent Chaos Enby
Sparkly Autistic Shapeshifter
Martian, Unicorn, Fox
Bisexual

Moderator on kitty.social since 2-25-24

Master's in Advanced Giggle Posting
Obsessed with MFM art
Head over heels in love with Uraael

I am a curious weirdo.
I live to design & create.
I love learning and have many interests.
I have a super awesome daughter.
I am an introvert and very intuitive.
I am a full time floral designer and I absolutely love working with flowers and being creative all day for a living.

#NoMinors #NSFW

#ActuallyAutistic #LateDiagnosedAutistic #NonBinary #Enby #GenderFluid
#Bisexual #Introvert #INFJ #GenX
#Psychology #Design #Engineering #Coding #Neuroscience #CognitiveScience #UX #WebDevelopment #Mindfulness #Buddhism #Meditation #ThichNhatHanh #Totoro #StudioGhibli #Movies #Music #Cannabis #Cajun #Louisiana #Foodie #FloralDesign #Flowers #Horticulture #Gardening #Tea #Coffee
#Daydreamer #Stargazer #Wanderlust

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MariaTheMartian, to random

I hate how crying makes my nose all stuffy and makes it impossible to breathe through my nose and sleep.

I have gone through all the emotions today.
I am exhausted.

MariaTheMartian, to random

I am flying from Louisiana to Scotland in a few days and I am both excited and terrified....

...to try haggis.
lol

No, really I am anxious about flying.

MariaTheMartian, to random

Flying while Autistic
How do my Autistic friends do it?
What do you do to help ease the anxiety of navigating busy airports and flying?

MariaTheMartian,

@pixel I will check it out. Thank you

MariaTheMartian, to random

I'm going to Scotland in a week!

MariaTheMartian, to random

During the late 1990's and early 2000's there were two unrelated serial killers murdering people in my hometown. People were literally scared to leave their homes for a while.

Patricia Cornwell's novel, Blow Fly, is based on the Baton Rouge serial killers and I heard she even consulted on the cases as they were trying to solve them.

It is a really good book too.

The two killers were Derrick Todd Lee and Sean Vincent Gillis and the whole state breathed a sigh of relief when they were eventually caught.

MariaTheMartian, to random

I love Stardew Valley.

MariaTheMartian, to random

#3GoodThings #ThreeGoodThings

  1. Eating healthy snacks feels good.

  2. Sunday afternoon thunderstorm

  3. Playing Stardew Valley with Uraael is cute and fun.

MariaTheMartian, to random

🍩
​:dog_happy:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

​:meowpuffyblep:​ 🎙 ahem
MEW MEW MEOW MRRRP

MariaTheMartian, to random

What if strawberries were the size of watermelons and watermelons were the size of strawberries?
​:neocat_blep:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

Coffee
Work
Home
Stardew Valley
TV
Fedi
Eep

MariaTheMartian, to random

Oh, haha!
I couldn't find my glasses this morning.

My frames are dark blue and I laid them on top of my book about Scotland that has a dark blue cover so they just blended in and I couldn't see them.

MariaTheMartian, to random

Settling in to watch another one of my favorite shows, NCIS:New Orleans.

Scott Bakula is awesome and I love New Orleans.
​:meowpuffyblep:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

a gummy heart for all of u
​:agummyheart:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

I just learned what OLED means.
Organic Large Eepy Dog
​:dog_happy:​

Uraael, (edited ) to random

Today is the One Year Anniversary of the day @MariaTheMartian rocked up in conversation in a way that gave me no doubt there was romantic interest there: I'm enby but a male presenting one: sometimes I need messages written on a brick and hurled at my head. 😄.

We became a Couple that very day, and the L-word appeared very shortly afterwards. We just knew.

That it falls on 4/20 (by her calendar, not mine) is coincidence but a very happy one....man. #️⃣

For my part Maria had pinged my radar the instant she arrived on my Calckey server. I'd begun to notice how sunny things were when she was there joyfully sharing her humour and MFM creativity. When Maria wasn't around it felt like colour was missing from the experience. Yeah, I fall Hard. 🥰 But I'm a Good Citizen, always absolutely respectful of da wimmenz. I didn't initiate anything because, well, to be blunt I'd given up on the entire concept of romantic affiliation - they hadn't ever worked in any lasting sense. I was resigned to being Single Man forevermore. But also, I didn't want to appear like some horny skirt-botherer just after One Thing. Whether because of who she is or just through impatience (lol, jk) Maria took the lead and for that I am forever grateful.

I am in love with Maria far beyond anything I've ever experienced before and this year has been the absolute best one on record. She lives in the US, I'm in the UK, but we have made it work: we have spoken EVERY. SINGLE. DAY since then through instant messaging. 365 days of purest joy.

I've been to the US twice to see her, in September and over Christmas (My first ever trips to the US). She's coming here to Scotland in June over my birthday (her first ever trip to the UK).

I cannot possibly overstate what she means to me. She is my world, my galaxy, my universe. I am now in preparation to try and move over there to spend the rest of my life with her. That's a long and uncertain road but she is more than worth the effort.

I love you so very much, Maria of Mars, my gorgeous Twin Flame. 🔥🔥 Thank you for the best year I have ever had full of Love and Laughter like no other, and I dearly hope this is merely the beginning of our grand adventure together.

xxxx

Your Scotsbear

MariaTheMartian,

@Uraael It has been the best year ever. We are lucky we found each other. I love you. ​:ms_purple_heart:​​:ms_purple_heart:​​:ms_purple_heart:​​:ms_purple_heart:​​:ms_purple_heart:​​:ms_purple_heart:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

  1. I am killing it at work.

  2. Playing Stardew Valley co-op game with my theyfriend is The Cuteness.

  3. dill pickles nom nom

MariaTheMartian, to random

Watching my favorite comfort movie, The Holiday, again.
​:ablobpopcorn:​ 📺
squeeeee!

MariaTheMartian, to random

​:ablobjam:​​:ms_music_note:​​:ms_music_notes:​​:ms_purple_heart:​
PAUL SIMON - BOY IN THE BUBBLE
https://youtu.be/ToKsXHRh7Yo?

MariaTheMartian, to random

i see you
​:googlyeye:​ ​:googlyeye:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

Being anti-social in the lunch room at work.

Eating my lunch and playing Bubble Game.

Shhhhhh...I am Introverting.
​:blobcatadorablesip:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

A Martian eclipse is when I stand in front of your TV and all you can see is the glow of the screen.

MariaTheMartian, to random

NOBODY TELLS YOU MENOPAUSE IS LIKE SECOND PUBERTY. AAARRRRGGHH ​:meowbigsob:​

MariaTheMartian, to random

Eepy Martian going Ni Ni

I leave out a box of turtlecats for you to play with

​:turtlecat:​ ​:turtlecat:​ ​:turtlecat:​
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