Hyperhidrosis

@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club

Is that a baton in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me? :SeeU:

She puts the short in shorty :mommy:
And he looks like he wants to chase me; :shocked:

Cop cuties cute and on duty 😭
Navy blue booties :niceembarrassed:
Go ahead and lock me up :blush_akari:
Arrest me but make it sexy 🥵
Sell me some meth please :snakedrugs:

So I can get arrested by this
Daddy of a cop :useless_lewd_blush:

With his daddy cop walk :kirby_walk:
And his daddy cop arms :arm_l: :marmot: :arm_r:
And his daddy cop COCK :cumsplat: :shark_cum:

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NEETzsche, to random
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Hyperhidrosis,

@NEETzsche orangutan is best monke. They're smart, they stay with their mommies for 7 years. They don't kill people for no reason. They learn how to use tools.

burner, to random
@burner@norwoodzero.net avatar

I love how the greatest sin to ers is reposting @alex

Hyperhidrosis,

@burner @alex wtf did SPC do? Apart from a few bad actors (literally just me) spc is great

alex, to random
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Thank you friend. I will fight for you.

Hyperhidrosis,

@alex Hey where tf is can I buy this so called gleason burger people are talking about? Real or fake?

Hyperhidrosis, to random

guys me and who?

@rees @MMS21 @coolboymew

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Hyperhidrosis,

@MMS21 @rees @coolboymew GAY NEGAR!!!!

Hyperhidrosis, to random

my cousin texted me, I no longer get any butterflies in my stomach. It's truly over.

Hyperhidrosis,

@worldisrotting I didn't even get the chance to hit. But that's just how it be sometimes. Life doesn't go as planned.

Moon, to random

As I am a Florida citizen, in compliance with the new law I will be instituting age verification for new SPC users to make sure they are adults. To successfully apply for an SPC account you must first demonstrate ability to use filesystem folders, read the time from a clock dial, and identify this sound:

Hyperhidrosis,

@Moon That audio is clearly a fidget spinner.
>read a clock
erm it's clearly 6:45pm
>use file system
you mean like icloud photos??

Hyperhidrosis, to random

Guys please stop posting bare naked cunny and boobs, I'm at school rn

Hyperhidrosis, to random
creamqueen, to random
@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co avatar

Foot fetish guys just need to look at a vagina every once in a while so they can realize what they're supposed to be attracted to

Hyperhidrosis,

@creamqueen vagina is nasty looking. Boobs are better.

Tony, to random
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Me after winter

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Hyperhidrosis,

@Tony why is he so obese

Hyperhidrosis,

@idiot @Tony r/chonkers when morbidly obese car suffering from joint pain under the sheer weight of their own bodies and is having a hard time moving or breathing

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Hyperhidrosis, to random

>be me
>get femcel ugly wife with very low self Esteem
>gaslight her into thinking I'm a hot chad with many options giving her a chance
>force her to wear makeup
>make her look like my cousin
mfw cousin wife without the down syndrome

Hyperhidrosis,

@Basedshibe @kirby @Saber @BadFediPosts @skylar

Hyperhidrosis, to random

Crazy to think 1920 cars were like gay, non existent and we rode horses and killed niggas with spears. No ojama doremi people were constantly walking around depressed they cant just go and buy a big mac meal for $30. Instead they'd go to the local doctor and get a prescription for opioids and pay $0.90 and then hop over to the candy store to get some hard candy, go to the soda store get some sprite and make lean.

Griffith, to random
@Griffith@5dollah.click avatar

Mom found the warcrimes drawer.

Hyperhidrosis,

@Griffith just say it's for school project

RealRaul, to random
@RealRaul@poa.st avatar
Hyperhidrosis,

@RealRaul uohh too much erection 💢💢💢😡

Hyperhidrosis, to random

I have to poop but it's only farts

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Hyperhidrosis, to random

i remember a few years back a yandere simulator "clone" popped up on my feed and the developer was making huge progress every week, even surpassing the original. But he scrapped the project after that nigger contacted him and started saying

>I'm feeling suicidal because you're better than me

and the faggot actually bought into it and deleted everything!!

Anyone know which one I'm talking about?
I must find proof it existed.

over, to random
Hyperhidrosis,

@over bye bye

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cjd, to random
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In the US, the Secret Service are knocking on peoples' doors over things they post on social media.

This is terrifying stuff which would never happen in a free country, and was unimaginable in the US 100 years ago.

But I might offer a little bit of advice :

  1. Live somewhere where there's a decent sheriff (if you can)
  2. Get to know your sheriff
  3. If goons come to your door, CALL HIM
  4. Either real-name post (like me) or be really good at opsec, because these people are pretty good at doxing and will use what you say against you.
Hyperhidrosis,

@cjd IM GOING TO JAIL

aniki, to random
@aniki@memelords.zone avatar

I'm real close to skipping leg day send help

Hyperhidrosis,

@aniki Hes a power lifter. Hes merely resting 8 hours till his next set.

Hyperhidrosis, to random

Welcome back spc, I have to shit so bad rn but I can't for the next 4 hours. I almost died twice today, once on the highway merge because USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL NIGGA. Second one was because drunk negroid on a bike.

Hyperhidrosis,

@MMS21 You're nigger😢

coolboymew, to random
Hyperhidrosis,

@coolboymew where to buy

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