EeveeEuphoria

@EeveeEuphoria@yiff.life

⚠️ I AM A FUCKING FREAK ⚠️
i'm a CSA survivor who's absolutely pro-fiction, and a teenager age regressor (body is adult)! you were warned bucko

feel free to send follow requests btw! i don't judge, promise~

anyways, i'm ibly/jasmine, i'm a queer 24 y/o artist who makes gay furry art. find out more about me on my Webbed Site

i am also plural, my system's name is the Xenia system! because i am a linux nerd

all software is evil.

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EeveeEuphoria, to random

"Programming language: JavaScript"

you will be cleansed of your sins

foone, to random
@foone@digipres.club avatar

oh this is lovely. there's a tool I need to use which has a gbatemp page, with a separate wiki page, when has a link to a source on github.
the source on github has no code in it.

what's the fucking point?

EeveeEuphoria,

@foone funny prank

EeveeEuphoria, to random

hot take, be an unapologetic freak

no don't just be kinky, be FREAKY.

it's not enough to say be unapologetically kinky, since from my experience and existence I've seen it go "be unapologetically kinky! wait no stop not that kinky"

just embrace your true inner self and be an absolute and utter freak.

EeveeEuphoria, to random

[ at a museum ] this map is boring. rtv

EeveeEuphoria, to random

honestly the age of social media has kinda ruined things hasn't it?

can't go 5 seconds without hearing about how someone's being Hashtag Exposed over some interpersonal drama that happened 5 years ago that you didn't need to hear about. but then you go insane seeing how everyone is reacting to it like this is relevant information!

i have a lot of grudges against people but the most i do is vaguely post about it here. i go out of my way to never mention names directly, and to not make it obvious who i'm talking about, i only post about it for the sake of venting my feelings, not to shut someone down even if they hurt me.

it just sucks how nobody can keep things to themselves, especially when friendships could easily be rekindled by just... fucking talking to the person! they do something to you? speak the fuck up asshole, or if it's too hard (which i totally get), don't talk about them like they're hitler 2 for talking over you in a damn discord call!

EeveeEuphoria,

honestly the absolute worst part about all this shit is how people react to it. why are you cheering on and supporting some dickwad for telling you that someone's a douchebag because they said some weird things to them months ago?

there's no if and or but about this, you most definitely don't know at least one of people involved in it, and it often blows up to such proportions where people who don't even have any sharing interests find out about your garbage callout post!

what do you need the fucking president of the world to see your callout post, and get warned about how richard blew up on you out of nowhere?

get some fucking emotional maturity in you and handle this shit with some responsibility, i swear to god.

for every burned friendship i have i don't go around making 50 callout posts about how they're the worst people ever and mention them by name so you can harass them, if you catch me doing that, just bury me alive.

EeveeEuphoria,

like i know i'm not perfect, i don't handle things with the utmost grace, i'm a petty grudgy bitch after all, but i'm not petty enough to destroy someone's life for some free clout by telling everyone what they did.

i just, move on, man. it's what you should do. not every friendship is going to work out, that's just how relationships work.

unless this person is a legitimate abuser or sexual predator or anything of that sort, don't fucking bother me about it

EeveeEuphoria, to random

you'd never the possum :possum:​

EeveeEuphoria,

@root wtf......

EeveeEuphoria, to random

is it really linux if you aren't having issues with sound

EeveeEuphoria, to random

❌ cat girl
✅ forbidden cat girl

EeveeEuphoria, to random

evil creature hours who up

EeveeEuphoria, to random

trans rights

(i have no idea what this part of my code is talking about)

EeveeEuphoria,
EeveeEuphoria,

oh i think this variable is used to store the effects between level transitions

...get it, trans, transitions, trans Length

EeveeEuphoria, to random

lmfaoooo nintendo updated pikmin 3 deluxe on switch

you wanna know what they changed? the logo on the home screen. it doesn't even change how it looks in-game, they just did it because why not.

oh and would you believe me if i told you they made the logo way more boring :)

EeveeEuphoria, to random

just girls being girls, tbh

EeveeEuphoria, to random

this post is licensed under the horse license

the license goes as follows:

  • you may not repost this if you are not a horse

since horses do not exist, this post can not be reposted,

EeveeEuphoria, to random

hearing the phrase "eternal november" in reference to the twitter > fedi migration sure ellicits certain feelings

i was too young to even use usenet, but i know of it's ramifications... and this sure as fuck feels like what's going on here, especially if threads does actually pose a legitimate threat as i'm afraid it might

(and the influx of new users who are ruining the place hasn't stopped, both of my homes on fedi don't feel the same)

EeveeEuphoria,

here's to hoping that won't be turned into "eternal july" in reference to facebook's garbage hooking up to fedi

i will fight graganor with my bare hands if it means i get to protect fediverse from facebook's horseshit

EeveeEuphoria,

@EyesNoEyes yeah ik, but, doesn't change the fact the biggest instances will federate with this garbage, which will impact how they behave 100%

EeveeEuphoria, to random

threads is a competitor to twitter, which is why they still require your full legal name and your SSID and all of your tax documents to use the service

also yeah it'll totally federate with all fediverse instances and not just, 2 of them

nano, to random

i am working on finally removing my dependance on mainstream email providers

EeveeEuphoria,

@nano @luana @LottieVixen something in Brazil apparently, doesn't look like there's an English version so welp

futurebird, (edited ) to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

Which of the following do you consider to be "bugs"

"Bug" is not a scientific clade, or well-defined group. So, there are probably no wrong answers.

Check all that apply!

EeveeEuphoria,

@futurebird none of those are bugs

however, horses are

endali, to random

Still the best comment I've seen under a vaporwave release

If I ever get into making vaporwave myself, this is the energy I seek to create

EeveeEuphoria,

@endali ah, good ol barber beats, even the origin point of that subgenre

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