Curvin

Curvin, 11 days ago

@merchantHelios ZAMN

Curvin, 16 days ago

@merchantHelios If I saw a woman pull out or summon a whole ass SPAS-12 out her breasts I would be running for cover immediately

Curvin, 22 days ago

@merchantHelios women are RETARDED

Curvin, 2 months ago

@merchantHelios wich one is the most racist

Curvin, 2 months ago

@merchantHelios angery erf

Curvin, 2 months ago

@merchantHelios

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Curvin, 3 months ago

@coolboymew @ooignignoktoo oh hey I know these guys they made a cool game about WW2 bomber crewing and stuff, and they made a space game too?

Curvin, 3 months ago

@merchantHelios They're gonna make a new system?

Curvin, 3 months ago

@merchantHelios Back when the Switch released I couldn't think of any other thing that home videogame systems could innovate into, and I still can't.

Curvin, 3 months ago

@ChristiJunior @merchantHelios I know what would make Nintendo an immense amount of money.
INTRODUCING...
THE SUPER WII TWO
Featuring:
STUPIDLY POWERFUL HARDWARE
ULTRA RETROCOMPATIBILITY: DISK DRIVE TO PLAY GAMES FROM GAMECUBE TO WII AND CARTRIDGE SLOTS FOR 3DS/DS, WII U AND SWITCH
TURBINE FANS FOR COOLING
AC ADAPTER WITH THE BOX IN THE WIRE AND NOT THE PLUG ITSELF
ONLINE SERVICES THAT UNFORTUNATELY STILL SUCK SHIT
UNLOCKED FRAMERATES AND RESOLUTION THAT CAN BE CHANGED BETWEEN 640x640 TO 4K ULTRA HD
LAUNCH PRICE: TO BE DECIDED

Curvin, 3 months ago

@Squadalah_Man @ChristiJunior @merchantHelios >Wouldn't sell well to normalfags
How so?

Curvin, 3 months ago

@Squadalah_Man @ChristiJunior @merchantHelios Think about the concept as a mega-system that can play anything you want on-demand, old and new, intended for mostly retro-gamers, just put in the game and go at it, as for accessibility issues, I have a solution: just sell it to them piece by piece, in a alternative version in wich each part of the megasystem can work on it's own, but can be combined with the other pieces to slowly assemble the whole structure together.
It's guaranteed to cost a pretty penny in the long run, but you can say goodbye to scalpers trying to sell you old-fashioned hardware for much more than it used to be worth.

Curvin, 3 months ago

@Squadalah_Man @ChristiJunior @merchantHelios It is an excessively grand, unorthodox idea, and likely far too expensive to be made fornthe larger public, I might need to think the concept trough.

Curvin, 3 months ago

@ChristiJunior @Squadalah_Man @merchantHelios Wdym the GameCube "failed"? How?
There has to have been something I wasn't aware of.

Curvin, 3 months ago

@admin @ChristiJunior @Squadalah_Man @merchantHelios There's worse out there to complain about on the subject of CDs, especially these two cases.

Curvin, 3 months ago

@merchantHelios @ChurnHinge I don't know much about Halo except for Master Chief and the funny wort wort guys

Curvin, 4 months ago

@King_Noticer SAD?
LOOK AT BIRB
NO MORE SAD

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Curvin, 4 months ago

@professionalbigot69 but glocks look boring and everyone will look at me funny if I use it as is without replacing every single component with an "aftermarket" one

Curvin, 4 months ago

@kf01 @professionalbigot69 Why wouldn't I honestly?
Everyone loves a trusty six shooter.

Curvin, 4 months ago

@kf01 @professionalbigot69 I'm thinking if the cartridges aren't rare (wich most likely are), I wanna get my hands on a model of 1889 Bodeo revolver

Curvin, 4 months ago

@TalmudTranslator @kf01 @professionalbigot69