Burgerlurker

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PossumMachine! One of my favorite artists!

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Published Nov 28th, 2023. Still is a very weird thing to have an article about on a news website…

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I haven’t played since 3.5 do humans not get an extra feat at level 1 anymore?

What are some of the changes you would expect in a furry reality?

Everyday things would be different. You have to account for tails everywhere. Bandaids wouldn’t work with fur. Would shirts be worn, or would natural fur coats be all that is there? Food workers would have full body nets. Claw tips come out of a different area and would make some tasks that use fingertips difficult (typing)…

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Public restrooms would have dedicated hairball disposal stalls with a new kind of toilet that is up around chest height.

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Absolutely both lol. There would be a heavy artificial market for grooming products built upon manufactured social pressure, just like in real life. But also just like in real life there will be those hippie weirdos who insist on only natural self grooming without product.

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You should assume every online service saves all of your activity for years. Decades even. Why would anyone think google wouldn’t?

I just got a new job after a year and a half of unemployment. Am hapi.

I spent 2021-2022 programming for great salaries ($4000-6000 per month is a lot in Latin America and Europe) and then in October 2022 I got laid off due to a massive company downscale and I was left somewhat depressed. I found it very hard to even start looking for another job. However, courtesy of Nepotism™️, I got invited...

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Congrats! I had a similar thing happen to me (though after almost a year of unemployment i got a job with more pay 😀). It takes a while for the despression to subside after such a long time of feeling worthless. I recommend picking up a constructive hobby. By that I mean not videos games or books or films or whatever. A hobby where you can make something you’re proud of, woodworking, art, learn an instrument, something crafty y’know? If feels great to finish a project or perfect an new song, something that you can show to people and be proud of.

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Looks like it would be pretty hot and stuffy in there

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Back in my day, Orcs were only brutal monsters to be slain without remorse. If you wanted to be a green meanie you played a half-orc and you liked it and you didnt question the parental implications of your character!

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I’m lost, man. Is it even human? Or just a writhing mass of flesh and fat?

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Her flug envolopes your whole body and consumes you. You are now flug.

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As you finish you can see your seed through her translucent body and watch in horror as it is absorbed, making her grow larger and she smirks at you and says in a now noticeably deeper voice “thanks, sugar. I’ll see you later”.

You have a deep fear that she will return for you and will not be so generous with your life next time.

Soon the whole world will be consumed by the Flug.

Soon.

Burgerlurker,

My little sister was obsessed too for a while and those rubber hamster figurines permeated our household.

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The white one with the blue bows? No thats a different one, but she was cute.

I wouldn’t smash boss either lol, was just curious of others’ opinions.

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Bartleby is my spirit animal.

Mm i dont think I’d fuck a cat tho

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