Full Review #Link Below--- This Suitable Flesh (2023) Review Has Dirk Diggler Now Working In An Ice Cream Store Where It’s Always Cold! Also, Children Find Him Off-Putting!
Efficient if unspectacular workplace #horror a la Severance or Mayhem, but in Swedish.
It doesn't take long before the killing begins as what was supposed to be a groundbreaking for a shopping mall/team building weekend turns into a race for survival as someone(s) decides this conference could use some dead bodies to spice things up.
Pretty straightforward #slasher with characters you don't care about whether they live or die and a killer with some really cumbersome headgear.
Most of the kills are adequate and there aren't too many dead spots to choke the runtime.
If you have a fetish for dead Swedes then this is right up your alley, or GRAND as they say in Sweden.
This is a Swedish film? How is there not a Skarsgard?
This B-movie classic shows us the dangers of being attacked by the world's largest serving of cherry pie filling.
There's nothing particularly scary about any of this, though you can't help but smile at everything you see on screen.
Movies were 80 cents a ticket. Wow.
This is the whitest movie town I have ever seen. I thought I saw a black person during the scene where everyone runs out of the theater but I couldn't be sure. Maybe that was Mayor Goldie Wilson's aunt or something.
Watch it...if you dare.
Hammer House of Horror movie directed by horror legend Freddie Francis.
In today's terms, this might be a rebootquel as it's another version of the Frankenstein legend you're all familiar with.
Peter "Cush" Cushing is the titular Baron Frankenstein, his sideburns sharpened to cut glass.
His goofy lab assistant/heterosexual life partner Hans is simply there to be the audience surrogate and caddy.
Nothing actually EVIL takes place during its scant runtime, but it's entertaining enough in an old-timey smoking-is-fine-while-pregnant kind of way.
It's Hammer, so it's almost required viewing for #horror fan