The most joyous thing I've seen today is a man on TikTok extolling the merits of dating nerds such as himself:
"Don't feel like going out? Good. I usually don't. Why would I spend $120 on three drinks and a cover charge in a nightclub when for the exact same amount of money we can get the brand new Mario Kart, a bottle of tequila, Chinese takeout, and spend the entire night in our pajamas?"
The most joyous thing I've seen today is the sexually frustrated romance novel protagonist who keeps carefully organized and well-hidden folders full of photos of fancily-decorated room interiors on her laptop as her preferred masturbation fodder. Her self-justification: "I am an interior designer, after all!"