Someone told me they thought my account was more of a “nice guy” account than a hilarious comedy account, and let me tell you, I wrote a STRONGLY toned DM that said that was fair and I hoped they had a nice day.
"Verily, I possesseth thrice progeny and nary a coin to mine name. Wherefore canst I not possesseth nay progeny and threefold coinage?" - Homer Simpson
Knight #1: Gadzooks, I have lanced the peasant Marvin in his countenance!
Knight #2: For the love of God, man, pray tell thine reasoning for such an act of wanton butchery!
Knight #1: No ill intent of mine own was meant. Twas a happenstance of misfortune!
Knight #2: Alas, in my time I have borne witness to a myriad of singular curiosities...
Knight #1: Loosen thy codpiece, my dear fellow. As bespoken to thee mere moments ago, twas a happenstance of misfortune. I reckon thou dost encounter o'er an undulation in the path or perchance something else untoward.
Kinght #2: Heed mine words, Ser Vincent, the cart ne'er dost encounter o'er a motherf***ing undulation.
Things have I seen wouldst beggar all belief.
Ships fit for bloody battle, blazing flame
Near the Boetian shoulder of the hunter.
C-Beams all a-glitter in the darkness
Near the gate of Aphrodite's poet.
And shall those moments all be lost to time?
Shall they melt and fade as salt tears in rain?