Finally got to see #Clerks 3 and I am... literally actually dehydrated from tears lmaoooo. Wonderful, hilarious, so completely wholeheartedly genuine and warm, and I am destroyed (but like, in a good way).
...I also think it broke some kind of record, getting me from :D to Tears to full-body sobs... in the first THREE MINUTES. WELL PLAYED, CLERKS. #KevinSmith