orphiebaby,

Bold of you to assume what doesn’t grow on my carpet.

Kolanaki,
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“He’s always there to greet me when I come home. Like that big mushroom in my shower!”

orphiebaby,

Is this from something? O:

rickyrigatoni,

That is not a chicken

tryptaminev, (edited )

If you water your carpet and do this for like a few hundred years or so, a nice layer of top soil should form on it.

God i miss my little eco-anarchists.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Seeds will probably grow from your water alone.

UncleBadTouch,
@UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca avatar

as a person who has birds, i can 100% confirm this as true

GlitterInfection,

As a person who has carpets, I can assure you that it can sustain SOME forms of life!

RubberElectrons, (edited )
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Fucking same.

Why on earth you gotta grab your food, climb the side of the cage and look me dead in the eyes while crunching the pellets so crumbs shoot out to the side??

Awwww, but come on!

UncleBadTouch,
@UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca avatar

im convinced my 50yr old macaw smiles at me when he beak sweeps his food dish all over the floor

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