AmbiguousProps,

I think I’d rather own this than the real thing, dangerous glass and all.

Bipta,

This guy knows his target audience, just like Elon...

Rascabin,

Limited in every way possible. Sold!

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

This is obviously not a real Cybertruck, the doors line up too much and the wheels aren't stupid as fuck.

dumpsterlid,

Tired : Cybertruck

Wired: MeatSpaceHatchback

Sotuanduso,

It has Xs in the name, must be the work of Musk.

beebarfbadger,

Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.

nightwatch_admin,

Seems legit? Seems?! Looks like the real deal you mean!

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
Semi-Hemi-Demigod avatar

Remind me of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Or Geoff.

MsPenguinette,

If it actually drives, I’d pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts

db2,

That untempered glass windshield seems like a bad plan though.

MsPenguinette,

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

db2,
beebarfbadger,

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree horse.

beebarfbadger,

A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!

ceenote,

Zapp Brannigan: I bought a new truck. Kif, tell them the name of my new truck.

Kif: Ugh… a Sexbertruck.

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Fresh from the factory

geekworking,

You mean Fxctory

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar
eestileib,

What a noob, fuel efficiency is measured in inverse hectares.

axsyse,

This is valid and I hate it.

Anyway, according to Wolfram Alpha’s calculation (because I’m lazy), my car has a fuel economy of 2.126x10^11 inverse hectares

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Probably is more reliable and safer. Especially in the area of cutting fingers off.

beebarfbadger,

Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.

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