edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Pakal bestowed upon his true believers the most rare and valuable resource of all, the period. Some say that even the most devout go years between blessings, so they must be very judicious in how they use such a wondrous gift.

HEXN3T,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about”

farken,

all of this is written in the codex and irrigation

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

The only person to ever make a UFO (unidentified flying object) other than Chuck Norris, who can use a single spinning roundhouse kick to turn anything into a homogenous mass in orbit.

Damage,

but i want to live in chocolate :(

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried going to the Land of Dairy Queen?

LinusSexTips,
rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

You know what? Still not as insane as flat earthers.

If this is your only positive quality…ok wow.

Fontasia,

Excuse me that is 100% a Phoropter, stop trying to covering up the real story here, the Mayans had perfect eyesight!

ALL HAIL PAKAL MAYAN ANCIENT OPHTHALMOLOGIST

AmidFuror, (edited )

Almost all carvings have his mark. It could be one of these two unrelated things or etc.

Edit: I meant _un_related things, which makes the "etc" completely open-ended, but I blew it.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I just want to know what a plane dragon is.

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

Have you seen the newest Indiana Jones movie? There’s a scene where some people mistake a an airplane for a dragon.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Newest Indiana Jones movie… you mean The Last Crusade? Haven’t seen it in a while, but it was the last Indiana Jones movie ever made.

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

I actually didn’t mind Dial of Destiny. I don’t like it as much as Raiders or Last Crusade, but I’d rate it higher than Temple of Doom and far higher than Crystal Skull.

LesserAbe,

Pakal’s so great but he doesn’t have Bluetooth

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Pakal was way too busy trying to teach everyone biology but not geology to understand how radio waves work.

Confused_Emus,

Wonder why geology is forbidden. Couldn’t help but read that one in Edna Mode’s voice, ”No geology!”

shikitohno,

Pakal is just running OpenBSD, he’s committed to the security of his systems.

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