SwordInStone,

the text above the door of course says “Fightclub”

TheControlled, (edited )

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  • MBM,

    It’s a joke. It’s definitely meant to be Nightclub, but that’s what makes it funny to confidently claim it’s Fightclub.

    Kuragi2,

    If it were a fight club, they’d be perfectly dressed in… Pretty much anything, so if it WAS fight club, the guard is just being a guard. At least that’s how I’d interpret their comment.

    burgersc12,

    I’m no longer insecure, this guy SUCKS at guarding my insecurity

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    He guards insecurity in the same way that a sneeze guard guards sneezes.

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

    But… he took the insecurity away from you, and he’ll hold onto it until you are ready to leave the club, at which point a different comment will give it right back, to you and only you, and even with interest.

    Omg I can’t believe you actually bought that line I said when you went in - you are such a dweeb, next time just stay home dumbass!

    So does he suck, or is he a master at the game? :-P

    PoastRotato,
    @PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

    I want more of this guy

    Senseless,

    Things no one ever said about me.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    I want more of you.

    menemen,
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Is this the beginning of a horror movie?

    lugal,

    Sounds like a typical “I reach you my finger and you take the whole hand” kind of situation

    jol,

    Instead, bouncers’ job is to make you feel insecure and rejected for no reason.

    TheControlled,

    Only bad ones at bad places. I used to be a bouncer for years.

    I was a guardian of “you” and my bartenders. I got you home safe, got rid of sexual predators and creeps, and gave you a light for your cigarettes and joints even though I don’t smoke either anymore. Someone to chat with at length when you were just there because you had to. I suppose I would boost the occasional self-esteem too :]

    I would also beat people up and sometimes pepper spray their mouth and eyeballs if they were violent assclowns. Such is life!

    jol,

    I was only being half serious. I was mostly referring to “trendy places” that profile patrons, often racist etc. I do know many good bouncers at good establishments and they try to filter out dangerous people, like drunk/high dudes or bachelor/ette parties.

    TheControlled,

    Glad to hear your safe from all those!

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