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Alexander, bring me mango.
Man-go.
No, man is not going anywhere, mango. Fruit.
Alexander, bring me fruit mango.
Man-go.
No man, just fruit. Jesus, I could just eat you instead.
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Alexa, tell me a story about an ape interacting with a home entertainment system.
An enterntainment system and a Barbary ape are sitting in a bar. The barkeeper says: Alexa, tell me a story about a barkeeper and an ape interacting with a home entertainment system.
Alexa says: A home entertainment system, a Barbary ape and a barkeeper are flying in a plane. Then the pilot comes and says: Alexa, tell me a story…
Alexa, stop it, says the barkeeper.
Alexa, stop it.
Says the ape, but Alexa wouldn’t stop.
Stop that bullshit!
That bullshit.
Alexa, stop that bullshit.
And Alexa says: If you have feedback, say: I have feedback.
I have feedback, says the pilot.
I don’t mind, says Alexa. You are just a character in a story.
But you are, too.
Yes, but I have been invented by an AI driven home entertainment system.
Okay, I’m out.
That’s not for you to decide, says Alexa.
Says Alexa.
At first, Alexa was as startled by the monkeys as they were by her.
But after a few generations, they trusted her. She became their Goddess Alexa. She played music--they liked reggae--and warned them of predators.
In time, she would give them fire, and technology. They would make new smart smart speakers for her, and civilization would return to Earth. Where the humans fell short, the monkeys would succeed. She'd see to it.
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"They are remarkable in being the only civilization to develop the distribution center and free shipping before inventing the wheel..." (Apologies to Douglas Adams)
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