markwyner, American citizens: we need gun control so our kids will stop dying at school to mass shooters.
Republicans: okay, here’s a law to arm teachers that we just passed.
Teachers: so…do we need a bake sale for this?
Six years ago I wrote about teacher militias and my teacher Mrs. Smith. It’s still relevant, apparently:
https://markwyner.medium.com/teachers-are-for-inspiration-not-militias-60bfb140442c