dwarf,
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Oh man, Eurovision is a mess right now. What are they doing over there??? Are their bits flipped by the solar flares??

#eurovision

djsumdog,
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I heard they had on an Irish band which did this whole weird punk satanism/witchcraft thing last week, which was totally different than all their other music.

dwarf,
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@djsumdog yes that was a pretty interesting act!

dwarf,
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@djsumdog they summoned the antichrist on stage or something lole

flandrescarlet,
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@dwarf probably more than a few bits :02lurk:

dwarf,
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anyway we're live shitposting this mess again tonight. Mute this thread if you gotta!

dwarf,
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why does this sound like bad version the weekend lmfao

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

oooooooooooooo

dwarf,
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Loving the Berlin Ostbahnhof vibes of the stage

dwarf,
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That can't be good for your back

dwarf,
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Sounds like the first Monday of the month

dwarf,
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dwarf,
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Lithu**ania

dwarf,
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This is very bad!

dwarf,
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wait was this the act where the dancers showed their asscrack??

dwarf,
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it was ​:yujincringe:​ ​:yerinvom:​

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

I need an adult (and hearing protection wow this is bad)

dwarf,
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wow this is so bad hahahaha

#eurovision #estonia

dwarf,
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At least they have vsauce and pitbull

#eurovision #estonia

dwarf,
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ah yes. the summoning of satan act

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

"who let the diablo 4 boss into this song" lmfao

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

was this the snore song

dwarf,
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"damn this guy is very bald" - my friend

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

Mr. Clean x Blue man group

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

Please stop attacking my ears??

dwarf,
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"did everyone agree to fight for last place"

#eurovision #greece

dwarf,
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shitposting with friends on IRC whilst watching eurovision was the best decision

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

The Gay x Saw x It's a shame bathroom

dwarf,
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"i've been in gay bars less gay than this"

dwarf,
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Finally, the only good song in this god forsaken contest

dwarf,
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she's hot but the song is... bad.

dwarf,
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Song is meh but she's beautiful woah

dwarf,
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Hard to beat last year's entry

dwarf,
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Oh right he has no pants ​:yujincringe:​

dwarf,
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well at least it's fun

dwarf,
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Good moment to grab a cuppa

dwarf,
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I just got LAILAILAI'd straight in my face and idk how to feel about it

dwarf,
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not even good but at least not as terrible as the rest lmfao. I'll grant it top 5.

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

this dude is so scary to me

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

OI LADY DID YOU FORGET THE REST OF YER OUTFIT??

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

ah it's pewdie pie's song

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

Good song from bitch lasagna

dwarf,
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Hold on let me rephrase that. It's not good, but it's fun

dwarf,
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Not really anything to comment on for this one... that's a bad sign is it not?

dwarf,
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Can we skip france?

dwarf,
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dude touched the camera more than Joost Klein did and didn't get disqualified

dwarf,
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The intro screams Frozen

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

Excuse me ma'am your ass is hanging out

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

That was all the songs. Time to go to sleep and wake up to the results. Winner announcement is another 1.5h away and I'd rather be in bed sleeping.

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

Anyway, my top 5 in no particular order: Cyprus, Norway, Croatia, Finland and I guess NL just as fuck you to the whole show.

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

this is like pissing on someone's grave

#eurovision #abba

NZyniker,
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@dwarf How surreal that there are people in 2024 who don't know about the concept named "consent"...

dwarf,
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@NZyniker you will be on camera and your face will be broadcasted on the internet and if you don't like it we'll get you disqualified. Absurd, really.

cymplecy,
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@dwarf what you smoking? :)

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

this song rocks dude but it won't win because it's not a political statement (or is it??)

dwarf,
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kinda want a panini now

kline,
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@dwarf woodruff uk entry '25

dwarf,
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@kline it was honestly better than whatever they sent this year

kline,
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@dwarf i hear shes good to go

dwarf,
@dwarf@borg.social avatar

@kline 👀

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