"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.
"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.
"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.
"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.
"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.
"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.
"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.
"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.
"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony.
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"That AA Milne adaptation was crap," Tom pooh-poohed.
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"Other guys never want to hang out with me," mentioned Tom.
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"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.
"Don't call me Francis," he said, being frank.
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"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.
"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.
"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.
"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologetically
"According to my cat, it's dinnertime," said Tom purposefully.
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"What are your plans for this roast chicken?" said Tom, trying to keep abreast.
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"I take joy in the triumphs of my parishioners," said Tom vicariously.
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"Even though we 'broke up', she's still my woman!" Tom exclaimed.
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"Oh, I eat everything," said Tom in jest.
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"The French don't deserve our thanks!" said Tom mercilessly.
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"Haven't you heard me singing in church?" Tom inquired.
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