Pregnenolone,

form

Ranvier,

Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT). I really hate SWACAWTs.

Hupf,

SWACs for short

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

SWACFS

Metans,

S

kureta,

FFCKs sake

azdalen,

🤔 lacks common language / symbols that are used in contrary and confusing ways

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Different field? More like a different child field of my root field

lemmy_outta_here,

Different child field? This is like my first two read-throughs of a new paper in my own specialization!

ZJBlank,

Ah yes, the two genders: erect and flaccid

tdawg,

I don’t care how erect you think you are! You were born flaccid and we raised you flaccid!

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what the fuck is kapwing and why do i see their watermark so often?

RememberTheApollo_,

AI video and content creator? Not sure why it’s on a meme/still image. Not familiar with it.

fossilesque,
samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

threelonmusketeers,

But why did they cut the fleeb?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

My best guess is that when they cut the fleeb, it makes more fleebs, which they can then use to make more plumbuses (plumbi?)

frustratedphagocytosis,
frustratedphagocytosis avatar

I call BS, there's not enough room for this sort of detail, you'd get 'as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]' half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German

inconel,

I only encountered once, but when it happened I had to realize how old science field may have been different. The exact detail I was looking for should be in [20] … but “[20] to be published” (presumably by the same author). I couldn’t find any papers by author’s name other than that but the author was so sure getting published.

frustratedphagocytosis,
frustratedphagocytosis avatar

My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.

sigmaklimgrindset,

Goddamn it, why is academia so indecipherable and yet so relatable??

Granixo,
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

I see Baby Yoda in a few of these.

Magnetar,

I thought all of them are Yodas, some with a boner.

oxideseven,

Freaking glips with their silly uphorns!

Downhorn for life! Long live plok!

Metal_Zealot,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

I see the word Plok,
I go listen to the Boss Theme.

Simple as

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Metal_Zealot,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

No one will be able to make the SNES sound chip their total bìtch like Tim Follin

ALoafOfBread,
@ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml avatar

Plok Osmit packin a magnum chode

outer_spec,
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

These gliberals with their new genders… back in my day greebles only had two genders, PLOK and GLIP!!!

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

These greebles made some very interesting vases with lids I see

cro_magnon_gilf,

Yes… different field… surely

amda,

More like subfield… Or subsubfeild… Paper you didn’t write?

emergencyfood,

Implying you understand the papers you wrote.

fossilesque,

Implying that you understand how to write.

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