rasterweb,
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When I look at a dog it's like "Hello! Hello! Please love me! Please pay attention to me!"

And when I look at a cat it's like "What the fuck are you looking at!? Feed me."

I prefer cats.

mentallyalex,
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@rasterweb my cat Zara is very affectionate but even she has her limits. I think of her more like a roommate I am caring for while she experiences psychedelics for the first time. All the time.

"Whoa, come see this!" She will call out. If I go to her, it will be an open window and some birds outside.

"Dude, DUDE, DUUDE!" She will yell as I sleep. Rolling over to gather myself she looks at me excitedly to order pizza.

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