mathowie, (edited )
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Oh shit, it’s THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF YEAR aka when vacation bible schools start putting up posters!

This is a 2/10: low effort, no images?! (we got AI that can put Jesus on a surfboard for chrissakes!) but I love the over use of kid-like spelling. You can also hear the implied ⚡️🎸guitar riff 🎸⚡️when you spell something with a Z instead of an S

combatmoose,

@mathowie how “spell it with a Z” looks…

bobooten,

@mathowie Needs one more K

techphotoguy,
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@mathowie Courtesy of #AdobeFirefly

mathowie,
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@techphotoguy amazing!

migurski,
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@mathowie @techphotoguy Jezus Savez!

bitprophet,
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@mathowie ah yes, Mein Kamp, love to see it

jkbecker,

@mathowie extremely “”lit”” youth pastor in the building

danstark,

@mathowie Groomers.

Stop and frisk anyone in a position of authority.

ninavizz,
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@mathowie Maan, when we were kids they never advertised! Best place to learn macrame, or to make loop-weave potholders. At least mine was pretty secular; the sign implies big creeptitude factor, for today's kidz. :(

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