Today, I found out that we (#BabkaSocial) are part of an ADL conspiracy to fake antisemitism to protect Israel, and that this is proof antizionism is not antisemitism.
In fairness, they explained the conspiracy might be run be Stand With Us instead of the ADL. It's hard to keep straight which Ki-- Zionist organization is which, since they're all the same.
@dukepaaron@imstilljeremy Do we still get space laser tokens? Because I don't want to lose my access to the space laser it's so cool to light Shabbat candles with it. Also, what about the weather change tokens? Do we get extras of these for being an arm of Mossad? Inquiring minds want to know.
@acarson@dukepaaron@imstilljeremy Whoa! What? You were misusing the space lasers for personal use? Tokens? Is someone running a private scam there? This needs taking to the committee. And we are totally independent of Mossad, where are you getting this stuff from? Are you even part of the Jewish Conspiracy? This will be investigated. 😡
@shekinahcancook@acarson@dukepaaron@imstilljeremy Absolutely. Blue copy goes to Central Admin, yellow to finance and the white form has to remain in the green filing cabinet in the blue cupboard for at least 4 months, but not more than 6. Except when there is a health and safety implication, in which case it must be placed in the blue filing cabinet in the green cupboard for at least 6 months, but not more than 8.
I know some of you don't like doing it this way, but I didn't make the rules. Personally I'd rather have the blue filing cabinet in the purple cupboard along with the holiday leave and first aid forms. Then we could put the white filing cabinet with the minutes of the finance committee in there. Don't you agree?
@shekinahcancook@acarson@dukepaaron@imstilljeremy Which reminds me. Are we buying the Shabbes treats for the dolphins out of petty cash or is there an account somewhere? I'm sure there was a memo, but I can't find it anywhere.
@shekinahcancook@acarson@dukepaaron@imstilljeremy Yeah, those guys in purchasing treat the supplies like they come out of their own pockets. Last month I needed a new lense for the #3 laser and it took me 40 minutes to fill the forms.
@shekinahcancook@acarson@dukepaaron@imstilljeremy I keep a lot of it in a template. I did have to argue with them about it, they wanted to insist that I used a fresh one each time. But I had my copy of the rule book. Chapter 68,Section 17, paragraph 47, line 19 specifies " an authorised form (LR27/c/17B" but doesn't say it must be a handwritten copy. They thought they'd got me by insisting it had to be on a blue page, but I challenged them to show me where it said it.
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