ladychelseaofthevoid, me: i need to lose weight. but to do that, i need to be more active
body: uhhh
me: tries to be more active
long covid: ψ y̷̧̝͉̳͇̋͊̈͂̎o̸̫̊̏̅͗̚ù̷̱̹͔̒͆̏͘ ̵͚̼̩̖̘͂͂͛h̵̰͋̈́̒̑́a̶̛̟̖̳̺̦̾͑̓̅v̷̲͍̦̌̊͜͠e̸̟̫̼̻̍͗ ̷̠̺͉̯̎̚͠a̸̗̎̑̉͠͝ẁ̷̝̤̰͈ŏ̵̙͂́̀̕k̷͚͓̙̎͊̏̕͘e̷̢̛ń̶̥͔̞ ̶̨̗̬̘̠̐̆̀̿̓t̸̤̗̝͋͜h̸̨̟͓͔̔͝è̵̠̎ ̸̼͎͍̪̽̃̂͂d̴̥̬̣̓̾͋͜ę̷̼̬͚̒ṁ̶̧̜̝̠̽̈́͠ŏ̵̠̬̭͕̓̇̌͘n̵͇̝̳͋͒ ⛥
lungs: coughs like a 50 year old asthmatic smoker
nose: the only thing running in this house is me, bitch
back: hey, whats cracking? its me. im cracking
bladder: lol, you know what would suck? if i forgot how to work and peed everytime you coughed