EDIT: I should have started with "thanks", by the way. I appreciate the response.
This is so weird. I don't see any of those first four posts. I see the fifth (I'm actually the downvote), and I agree it's sketchy, but I'm trying to get just the absolute worst out for now.
Also, I have two posts you don't have. I'm viewing this directly in Firefox -- are you in an app of some kind?