November 21, 2023 - Day 324 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 344
Game: Starpoint Gemini Warlords
Platform: Steam
Release Date: May 24, 2017
Installation Date: Aug 15, 2022
Unplayed: 463d (1y3m6d)
Playtime: 20m
Starpoint Gemini Warlords is part third-person space combat, part 4X strategy, and part RPG.
I'm unable to review the 4X strategy & RPG elements, because I couldn't get past the utterly dire ship controls.
Going into the game blank, I had no idea it had space combat elements, which is pretty much "OK, joystick time".
I tried using the keyboard controls, and the ship handled like a stoned snail. Switched over to the Xbox controller, and that was actually worse, because while the ship still seemed to be handling like a stoned snail with the left stick, the right stick had the camera whipping around like a hummingbird on speed.
I went into the options to try and see if I could adjust the settings, and with the controller turned on, it just completely blacked out the options, so it's buggy too.
After 15 minutes of fighting with the game to try and get it to the point it was somewhat playable, I pulled the pin.
There might be a reasonable game buried under all that hassle, but am I going to put any more time into Starpoint Gemini Warlords to try and find it?