antidote101,

You can produce magnetic surfaces of mixed polarity, with some parts being positive and others negative.

So good that’s good news for trans, bi, and polyamorous people.

AnalogyAddict,

That is called a poorly formed analogy. Not proof, dipstick.

afraid_of_zombies,

Our attention has been drawn to a publication containing research purportedly written by one of the Part Time Postgraduate Diploma Students in the Department of Chemical Engineering, University of Lagos – Stanley Amalaha, titled “Science of Gay Marriage” in THISDAY Newspapers of 5th September, 2013 and on several blogs on the Internet.

The University of Lagos writes to dissociate itself in its entirety from the actions, publications and research of this individual. We further state, for the avoidance of doubt, that his publication has nothing to do with his programme and has no relationship to his studentship of the University. Indeed our postgraduate diploma students ordinarily only take conversion courses to improve their capability for the chosen specialization and do not undertake research. The case of the writer who has a background in Education (Chemistry) is not different.

Although the University is a market place of different views and ideas, its platform should not be used for the propagation of ill-conceived, unsubstantiated and ill-digested opinions that have no basis in rigorous empirical research. The University of Lagos, which stands for excellence in teaching and research, cannot and should not be associated with such puerile and pseudo-scientific postulations.

The University reaffirms its mission, which is to be a top-class institution for the pursuit of excellence in knowledge through learning and research as well as in character and service to humanity.

-Toyin Adebule, Deputy Registrar

AA5B,

Come on, everyone who’s had to make sense of the “right hand rule”, knows magnetism is queer. Magnetism strictly rules out straight people

Or maybe, anyone who’s ever tried to lay two bar magnets together knows that never works. The only way is to lay in opposite directions, strictly proving that “69” is the only position.

Xerxos,

Okay, I am convinced: from now on I am completely against the marriage of same pole magnets!

RampantParanoia2365,

Exhibit A: The famed “chick magnet”.

mic drop

MeaanBeaan,

We need more testing. Whip your dick out. Let’s see if our tips can touch.

Everythingispenguins,

He looks kind of gay. No straight scientist is going to have the fashion sense to do a red on white double lapel and see those cuffs. No straight man could pull cuffs like he does.

PyroNeurosis,

This is why head on automotive collisions are also impossible.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Wait until they find out how magnets are made and that you can reverse poles. That will be a discovery.

b000rg,

Magnets are obviously magical items imbued by God with their magical properties at the time of creation exactly 2044 years ago.

Madison420,

Or the fact that most magnets have two poles and a magnet with one pole is an abboration gained by extreme forces applied against it.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Oh even better. :) Somehow I missed that obvious point.

Sylvartas,

I like how knowing this kinda fixes the extremely bad initial analogy

CrowAirbrush,

Bruh i ain’t no magnet, weirdo.

KISSmyOSFeddit,

He’s kinda cute though, and I’m a man – checkmate, science!

some_guy,

“Why are you gay?”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14

The_Overseer,

Wow just WOW some people still can suprise me i guess .

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Clearly you must be wow’ed by the impressive quality of research coming out of the University of Lagos.

Shadowedcross,

I think somebody needs to tell him people are not, in fact, magnets

RampantParanoia2365,

Are you sure? All these chick magnets I’ve heard about seem to support his conclusion.

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