Big Lebowski Fact: Jesus wears rings from the American Bowling Congress that certify his ability to roll a perfect 300 game, a 299 game, and an 800 series.
… that creep can roll man.
… that creep can roll man.
PillowTalk420, He also has a coke nail to open those pesky glass bottles.
Snapz, 800? More like 8 year old’s, dude.
Jackcooper, 299 ring? Isn’t that insult to injury?
mosiacmango, (edited ) Its either a ring pointing out your bad luck to not pick up that last pin, or it shows a maniac who was willing to throw away a perfect 300 just to get a very specific bowling ring.
Both sound like something a ring would be good for.
cordlesslamp, If I got the 300 ring, I’ll definitely go for the 299 ring next.
caseyweederman, What about just another 300 ring?
indepndnt, Can you trade two in for a 600 ring?
cordlesslamp, gotta catch them all.
MacedWindow,
urda, Far out man
GCanuck, Because I had to look it up as I was curious….
Aussiemandeus, Cheers
SpeedLimit55, Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
wise_pancake, Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
SubArcticTundra, (edited ) I’m sure there must be one lucky one
DogPeePoo, 8 year olds, Dude
RootBeerGuy, He’s got that certified too, alright.
teft, Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Urda.
Splatterphace, With a coke nail 😂
urda, When he moved down to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
ChicoSuave, What’s a pederast?
FapFlop, Donny, please.
brbposting,
Zippy, Is more funny after you watch it more than once. Walter put everyone in only two categories. Dependable or not. And if you were in the second category, you likely were a pervert or had some other derogatory trait. No way to know if he just spreading rumors or latched onto one.
I wish more directors made shows like this.
liv, There is a spin off sequel called The Jesus Rides which suggests Walter was exaggerating.
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