Is it legitimate to write in a #manual for a piece of equipment (that improper use of could lead to damage, injury or death):
If you find yourself asking 'should I be doing this?' the answer will always be 'No'.
?
Seriously I'm running out of ways to say:
don't sit on it, swing from it, stand under it, hold onto it, put your genitals in it, lick it, fart around it, taunt it, make it watch Hayao Miyazaki movies (although it would like them), or feed it pie after dark.
