Button Rule
Would you press it?
experbia, 
sweet, a quantum immortality tester that prints money.
ZILtoid1991, Considering real life, it’s a pretty good deal. Real jobs have a way-higher guresome death chance to 1 million dollar ratio, and most of the time you just end up in a dead-end job.
Wilzax, Press once, if I live get my will in order for the situation, then press until I die.
friendly_ghost, Already dying a gruesome death tho, ain’t I. Million bucks sounds handy
Tehdastehdas, 
Your odds of dying are worse if you earn the million through work.
sag, Yes, It have 1% Chance to fix my all problems.
MachineFab812, (edited ) You could apply that 1% chance of a gruesome death to every single day the rest of forever(my life, anyways); I’m still pushing the button.
kittenzrulz123, Either way I deal with my dysphoria :3
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
I’m pressing it multiple times until I get my gruesome death of being buried under a mountain of money.
AceFuzzLord, Those are some absolutely beautiful odds if it’s a one off 1% chance of death by pressing the button! Sign me up, Scotty!
Appleseuss, Swap those numbers and you got yourself a deal!
Hugh_Jeggs, What happens if I slap the button with my cock?
FMC8456, 
You either have a 99% chance of cashing out big but a 1% chance of dying horribly. What body part you press it with doesn’t make a difference.
DestroyerOfWorlds, 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘
GluWu, Only 1% chance of winning? Fuck no.
SomeGuy69, So like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.
grrgyle, Damn, what is it like to be you?
SomeGuy69, My name is Bond, James Bond.
traches, If you roll a 1% chance of dying every day, you don’t make it to your first birthday
SomeGuy69, I’m just incredible lucky
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