Tulitaa

@Tulitaa@kbin.social
Tulitaa,

I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.

Tulitaa,

We'd be better off with baby Ubers, or Punxsutawney Phil driving.

Tulitaa,

Jail him without secret service protection.

Tulitaa,

So I had planned on buying it this weekend but now having second thoughts because of the upcoming requirement. I already have PS Plus but I'm concerned that the player base will tank.

Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes (www.theonion.com)

AUSTIN, TX—In the latest round of layoffs for the company’s struggling automotive division, electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla fired the entire team behind brakes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “As we continue to rightsize the Tesla workforce, we have come to the decision that stopping the car is no longer a critical...

Tulitaa,

This is dated 2019. Covid probably took care of THAT.

Tulitaa,

Hill Billy Billabong badah boom badah Bing

A Filipino villager is nailed to a cross for the 35th time on Good Friday to pray for world peace (apnews.com)

A Filipino villager has been nailed to a wooden cross for the 35th time to reenact Jesus Christ’s suffering in a brutal Good Friday tradition he said he would devote to pray for peace in Ukraine, Gaza and the disputed South China Sea....

Tulitaa,

It ain't working. Cut down down your losses and do something constructive.

Tulitaa,

Arms akimbo, tapping foot impatiently ... "Where's the merch?"

Tulitaa,

Not white zinfandel. Fuck white zin. 😝

Tulitaa,

His bowels have finally emptied into his brains, again.

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