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Roku is a fucking shining example of late-stage capitalism. First they push an update to get rid of the channel numbers so you just have to scroll through hundreds of FAST channels to find fuckin Pawn Stars. Then I guess enough people joined the angry mob that they brought the channel numbers back but with a twist: THEY’RE NOT IN NUMERICAL ORDER. There is no numeric keypad on a Roku remote so the only way the numbers were ever useful were being in order.

It is a TELEVISION why are there even updates at all?? What fucking outcome are they going for here? What the fuck experiment are we living in now where channel 3 isn’t fuckin channel 3 anymore I’m flabbergasted (I did find Pawn Stars after 5 min.)

swaggboi,
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@jmhorner idk about where you are but here every TV in every store is a ‘smart’ (i.e. malware-laden) TV.

swaggboi,
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@jmhorner Yeah in my room I have a dumb TV I’m clinging to hooked up to a Debian PC. Can’t really get away with that in the living room because the Mrs. needs to be able to use it and I haven’t yet been successful in converting her to communist software. I do have some DNS ad-blocking so hopefully some of it’s calls to home are getting blocked.

I also plan to hook up another old Debian PC to this TV but mostly for emulators/games. If I upgraded the GPU I’m sure it could play newer games but I can just play those in the basement so no one hears me scream…

swaggboi, to random
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What were we supposed to be scared of after the cold war but before 9/11?

18+ zalasur, to random
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Ok I get why you'd want to defederate from threads but that tool from GitHub that blocks Facebook, all of its employees, their children, their children's children, and so on is maybe a bit much.

swaggboi,
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@zalasur I’m worried their grandchildren will attempt to read my toots

swaggboi, to random
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  1. Drone strike the rich
  2. Hang the warden
  3. https://news.itsfoss.com/mastodon-link-problem/?cache=bust
swaggboi, to random
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If you say ‘afk for personal reasons’ I’m gunna assume you got diarrhea

swaggboi, to random
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If the world was run by a race of giant beings of some kind but they thought humans were cute and wanted to pet us and cuddle us, would you sit on their lap?

swaggboi,
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@jmhorner Yes but you usually have to go to the vet and get a thermometer in your turdcutter before you get one.

mjgardner, (edited ) to dance
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Twenty-four more hours until my freestyle showcase, in which I have to perform:

• Argentine tango
• country/western swing
• foxtrot
• nightclub two-step
• rumba
• tango
• waltz
• West Coast swing

I’m so doomed.

swaggboi,
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@mjgardner Good luck!

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@swaggboi Dude, did you end up watching Programmed For Murder (the Nina Rieser thing)? I have it downloaded and (if you haven't watched it) I was thinking of putting on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYYxEvP4jBM

followed by the Nina thing this weekend.

swaggboi,
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@jmhorner No I haven’t, you can count me in

swaggboi, to random
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Is this still available??

swaggboi, to random
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Just saw a commercial for Pepsi about how they’re saving the environment so idk about you guys but that’s good enough for me to declare the war on climate change won

swaggboi, to random
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If you don’t verify your Matrix session I cannot trust anything you send me!!

swaggboi,
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@jmhorner A lot of people don’t know this but @specter is actually my alt

swaggboi, to random
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Bro I fuckin hate Mondays but it’s wutevz at least we get to see the eclipse soon!

swaggboi,
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@jmhorner Aw HECK…

swaggboi, to random
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The groundhog has returned.

swaggboi, to random
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I left the car window down last night and this morning we were leaving the house and saw my wife’s cat behind the wheel

swaggboi, to random
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wow didnt realize michael jackson had passed away, RIP to the king of pop!

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Come on now... Cathode Ray Dude's retro computing and AVphile stuff is just plain great. Right?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXnNibvR_YIdyPs8PZIBoEw

swaggboi,
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@jmhorner I just dig the name “cathode ray dude”

swaggboi, to random
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I’m like the Select button on a controller… You never need me but I’m always there for you

swaggboi, to random
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God I hate Mondays…
😩

swaggboi, to random
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Went to Wal-Mart high and accidentally ‘tastykakes’ instead of vegetables

swaggboi,
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@mjgardner @ChristosArgyrop Honestly idk if I had ever heard of them before that night. I can tell you that the Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes are delightful but idk if I can buy them again cuz I keep inhaling them…

swaggboi,
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@mjgardner @ChristosArgyrop Nah I believe you.

My weight used to fluctuate a lot. I quit drinking last year and I think it’s been steady since but I guess it hasn’t been long enough to say for sure. Plus I mean, the Kandy Kakes aren’t gunna help…

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