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steveumstead

@steveumstead@masto.ai

Marketer, avid traveler, homebrewer, semiprofessional swim-up bar tester, science fiction author, most importantly: proud father of 2 best young men on the planet. Fully migrated from the birdsite. I post some politics, sports, & writing stuff, usually profanity-free.

Random & unsorted interests: #father #husband #writing #books #author #scifi #SFF #business #marketing #webdesign #beer #craftbeer #homebrewing #movies #politics #travel #caribbean #mexico #tech #nerd #phillies #eagles #flyers

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steveumstead, to random
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Wow. I thought I had inadvertently ended up on the Onion page. But no, this is real. A coffee mug for $200, on a 'great sale' down to $128. With Find My built in.

$200 for a 12 ounce travel coffee mug. A coffee mug.

A MUG.

https://www.engadget.com/embers-travel-mug-2-with-find-my-support-drops-to-a-record-low-price-163054893.html

steveumstead, to coffee
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This... this is low. WHAT ARE YOU OTHER 33% DOING TO GET THROUGH THE DAY??

#coffee

steveumstead, to random
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Trump is selling ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills"

https://apnews.com/article/trump-god-bless-usa-bible-greenwood-2713fda3efdfa297d0f024efb1ca3003

thelinuxcast, to eagles
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Howie, what the fuq are you doing? #Eagles

steveumstead,
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@thelinuxcast Oh no, what now?

EDIT: WTF? Barkley at over $12mil a year??

steveumstead, to NFL
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He wasn't from Philly, but he WAS Philly, through and through. Hats off to one of the best centers in #NFL history.

https://www.nbcsportsphiladelphia.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/jason-kelce-announces-retirement-from-nfl/568631/

steveumstead, to random
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Jail Force Ones

#trump #trumpsneakers

steveumstead, to random
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Well, doesn't this headline encapsulate everything that's wrong with US gun culture? To prevent mass shootings at parades, we should... not have parades.

steveumstead, to NFL
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I think the best Super Bowl commercial was the online one, just as the game ended.

#NFL #superbowl #superbowlcommercials

steveumstead, to random
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Probably the best comment yet on this post:

stumblewyk, to nfl
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So let me get this right, two straight opponents shit all over themselves so that the Niners could get to the Super Bowl? Amazing stuff, truly. @nfl

steveumstead,
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@stumblewyk @nfl If they had just kicked ONE fieldgoal instead of 4th down attempts…

steveumstead, to NFL
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Stunning how quickly this entire game flipped. #nfl #nflplayoffs

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steveumstead,
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@Jonathanglick Seriously, they should know their place and be happy they have a job at all…

janerationx, to NFL
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It's a touchback.

#NFL #Divisional @nfl

steveumstead,
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@janerationx @nfl Oh my… that is frame by frame close. Doubt they’ll overturn though.

TechBean, to NFL
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Is that the fastest quarter ever? I'm loving the running attack from both teams.

@nfl

steveumstead,
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@TechBean @nfl The pitch clock has definitely helped this year…

steveumstead, to NFL
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Just waiting for the inevitable Collingsworth “THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS FRANCHISE” comment. Should be soon.

#nfl #nflplayoffs

steveumstead, to random
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Hm, has anyone heard who Chris Christie's supporter will be endorsing?

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/01/10/chris-christie-republican-presidential-race-00134875

janerationx, to NFL
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Goddamnit! Touchdown #Vikings.

#NFL #MINvsDET #OnePride @nfl

steveumstead,
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@janerationx @nfl Game went from a snooze fest to Air Coryell in one quarter.

steveumstead, to NFL
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Holy Crap that Tee Higgins TD... #nfl #CINvsMIN #bengals

janerationx, to Steelers
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steveumstead,
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@janerationx @nfl Trubisky is the backup quarterback. What do these fans expect? Their starter isn’t that good - was #2 supposed to be the second coming of Steve Young?

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BREAKING: House Ethics Committee will move to EXPEL George Santos from Congress — for fraud and theft.

Word on the Hill is that Matt Gaetz is next — for underage sex trafficking.

Republicans were punching each other and starting fights this week.

This is the Trump MAGA party.

steveumstead,
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@tristansnell The Party of Law and Order. The Party of Family Values. The…

steveumstead, to random
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“X will charge new users $1 a year so that they can use basic features such as creating new posts, replying to other users, quote, repost, like, bookmark, and create lists”

https://9to5mac.com/2023/10/17/x-twitter-charging-new-users/

steveumstead, to random
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@mmasnick Mike, have you gone fully BlueSky now?

steveumstead, to random
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Well in Trump's defense (might be the first time I've ever said that phrase), if the $612 million valuation came with the hundreds of boxes of national security documents, that's probably accurate.

steveumstead, to random
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Oh my, someone please get Nate Silver some burn cream, stat.

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