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kerouac666

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There’s a song about me and you might have heard it, but maybe not.

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Anyone got any tips on how you mourn the lost time and lost opportunities due to mental health issues? I’m collapsing under the emotional weight of it, to be honest. Feels like my life was stolen, but it was just me the whole time.

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Soooo…why hasn’t “Chaya childkiller” caught on, yet? She’s proud she’s caused numerous children’s hospitals and public schools to receive bomb threats and now has a child’s death…Seems to be a fitting name as killing kids seems to be her overall goal.

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If I were a God looking to design hell it actually wouldn’t look all that much different from life

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if you’ve an interest in philosophical discussions regarding AI, Walter Benjamin wrote “The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction” in 1935 and it discusses the idea and value of art as an artifact and commodity regarding culture, politics, and what I’d call “sincerity” or the “human touch”, often using the then nascent film industry as a focus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Work_of_Art_in_the_Age_of_Mechanical_Reproduction?wprov=sfti1

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If you have to pick a flavor of dystopia then at least we have one with copious amounts of accessible porn…for now

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If I were a billionaire I’d use all my money to convince the public that Sean Bean’s first and last name are supposed to rhyme

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Problem with being Machiavelli is literally everything you do is Machiavellian. Betray your allies to consolidate power? Machiavellian. Adopt a puppy? Also Machiavellian.

Alice, to random
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I bet Mambo No. 6 had a little less Monica.

kerouac666,
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@Alice I still contend that the most 90s thing I ever saw was a local network affiliate commercial that used Mambo No. 5 in a commercial for Friends reruns that changed the names to the character names, all done with a visual theme of then edgy 90s-style graphics like floating 3D spheres and stuff

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You shouldn’t say “pecan log” in public. That’s filthy language.

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My version of porn is watching the Tesla stock price plummet

kerouac666, to random
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arrrrrgggghh GOD KEEPS KILLING ENGLISH BILLIONAIRES THIS IS UNFAIR!!!!

kerouac666, to random
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Most sports break down to "destroy your body and die young, but in, like, a way that's fun to watch." This includes ballet. An ex was a ballet dancer and...yeah...them feet...

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Nothing in your life will ever come together like the band Big Country having their single hit be named In A Big Country. As a side note, a friend saw them in the 90s and they refused to play the song saying "Big Country is bigger than the song In A Big Country!" and then 50% of the audience left.

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entropy is badass

kerouac666, to random
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boy oh boy wait until people learn that monetary theory states that another way to control inflation is to raise taxes on capital hoarders instead of raising borrowing rates which puts the majority of taming the burden of inflation onto the working class by way of unemployment and stagnate wages

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Ya'll! I just speculatively mused that Tonka toys might be some sort of play off the indigenous word tatanka which I know from a scene in Dances with Wolves and turns out I was right. The Tonka name is pulled from the indigenous Dakota Sioux language for "tanka" meaning "great" or "big"

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Fools out here acting like Musk's Neuralink human test actually happened. Like he suddenly decided to tell the truth about something for the first time in 15-20 years outta nowhere.

kerouac666, to random
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if the government offered universal basic income I'd 100% blow it on my addictions...to food and shelter

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The Care Bears really misled me about the wholesome strength of stomach tattoos

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One thing I don't like about Mastodon is how yous guys are all off in dreamland by 10 p.m. Eastern time leaving me alone with the gaping maw of existence and my own ravenous thoughts.

kerouac666,
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@HCBunny I’ve noticed this, too! There’s no night crew like there was on Twitter in the before times.

kerouac666,
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@HCBunny rarely does anything good ever happen at 3am, really

kerouac666, to random
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Needing to market butt related stuff like Dude Wipes in such a way that guys will feel extra manly instead of letting their butt get crusty even in an environment where no one else is around is a real choice. Though, the amount of threads on reddit that read, "My husband/boyfriend won't wipe because he thinks it's gay," is...disheartening.

kerouac666,
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@HCBunny yeah, the bidet resistance in the U.S. is very, very strange. Insecure dudes and their butt concerns legit holding society and culture back decades.

kerouac666,
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@HCBunny I'm also legally a super white Chad (though I go by a different name), so my heart goes out to your husband in his times of seeming intellectual need.

kerouac666, to random
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The 90s had so much money lying around that you could for real make a multi-million dollar, multi-media career prank calling people.

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